Originally posted by shavixmiri think your line of reasoning is only valid if we accept the assumption that God and the JWs are in league. I think it is very likely that instead they are the unwitting minions of Satan. But it is not the devil who is lacking a sense of humour in this case - i expect he found the sight of you going to all that trouble to no avail very amusing.😉🙂
Why would God do such a thing? Has he no sense of humour?
So I was thinking…if God is willing to go to such lengths to ruin my day, then he must bloody exist. And since he is seemingly more than willing to lend the Jehovah’s a hand, it seems he must like them.
I reckon this is a sign from God that I too must become a Jehovah’s Witness!
I was still ...[text shortened]... went about her merry way in the kitchen.
I think she thinks there’s something wrong with me
Congratulations! On your exhibits.
I would willingly walk brazenly into a men's room to view your photos. Although, I would much prefer that you simply become well known and publish a book of your stories and photos....any hope?
Maybe God just understood that you are far more than a innocent fundamental type person of faith could handle....They might have tried to exorcise you!😲
Originally posted by rwingettSo long as they don't use divine intervention for their moves. That would be cheating.
Have you ever considered the possibility that the Jehovah's Witnesses have infiltrated RHP and that they're well aware of you even without having to rely on divine intervention? All you have to do is figure out who the RHP infiltrator is. Does this go all the way to the top? I wonder...
Originally posted by CrowleyYes, they could argue that they couldn't help it if their imaginary friend occasionally told them the right move.
Now THAT would be an interesting debate!
They be sitting at their PC, thinking about a routine move, and suddenly a bush would burst into flames (ouch!) and the flames would spell out Bxh7.
What's a person supposed to do?
Do you play the routine move, thus ignoring god's advice, so risking his mighty wrath? Or do you take god's advice, play Bxh7, and risk the wrath of the forum accusations.
Presumably though, only other people who got moves from god would be able detect this form of cheating.
Hmmm. Maybe if I became a Jehovah's Witness, he'd help me with my moves too.
My last round with them was a breezy autumn saturday morning last year . They always come asking for either my oldest daughter (who never lived with me at this address) or my ex roommate . So I was at the computer drinking coffee playing chess and they come ringing . I went out in flimsy pajama pants and confronted them on the porch . It was chilly but I was enjoying the discomfort I was causing them . My nipples were harder than chinese math , and my hairy white belly was covered in goose pimples as I asked them very seriously about how they got information about people connected with me at this address .
I'm thinking next time I'm going to tell them to wait right there so I can dress and talk to them . Then I'm going to run out the back door , down the driveway and fire up the garden hose . I'll come around the corner with the hose blazing ! Maybe then they'll remember they're not wanted , and the "no solicitation" sign is taken seriously .
Originally posted by Moldy Crow*tries top wipe the image of your hard nipples and hairy white belly from my mind.......oh god! the horror!!!!!!!
My last round with them was a breezy autumn saturday morning last year . They always come asking for either my oldest daughter (who never lived with me at this address) or my ex roommate . So I was at the computer drinking coffee playing chess and they come ringing . I went out in flimsy pajama pants and confronted them on the porch . It was chilly but I ...[text shortened]... n they'll remember they're not wanted , and the "no solicitation" sign is taken seriously .
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So anyway here I was playing chess the other day, monday I think it was and I hear people outside on my patio. So I go out to have a look and there's these two guys, at first i thought latter day saints, but nope they were Jehova's witnesses. They mentioned terrorists and the uncertainty of the world today. I offered them a seat under my patio umbrella and we talked for a while.
I asked them about women leading the church and they don't seem to support this idea. I used some biblical quotes to better express my oppinion, but they disagreed with me. After 15 minutes they left, said they would find me answers, and leave some paperwork in my mailbox the next day, but it was'nt there.
And yes they really believe only 144,000 will go to heaven. I asked them if that meant just from the 12 tribes of isreal respectively, but they said it meant all.
Originally posted by NyxieOnly 144,000 will go to heaven? Does that mean when those places are filled we'll see the end of JW? Or do the places operate on a sort of revolving door basis - as soon as someone supersedes one of the lucky few, they get to take his place?
So anyway here I was playing chess the other day, monday I think it was and I hear people outside on my patio. So I go out to have a look and there's these two guys, at first i thought latter day saints, but nope they were Jehova's witnesses. They mentioned terrorists and the uncertainty of the world today. I offered them a seat under my patio umbrella and w ...[text shortened]... d them if that meant just from the 12 tribes of isreal respectively, but they said it meant all.
Originally posted by shavixmirSo you are not gay after all?
I cycled home yesterday after having 2 photos printed for my first exhibition. Now, it’s not gonna be much of an exhibition, but one has to start somewhere! And my first 4 photos are soon going to be on display at the Irish pub in central Utrecht. Only men will get to see them though, because they’re gonna get shown in the toilets.
As I said, one has to ...[text shortened]... went about her merry way in the kitchen.
I think she thinks there’s something wrong with me
Why didn't you open the door and beckon them in? Be like admitting
mice but what the hell.