25 Feb 21
@very-rusty saidThe salmon has rights but with these rights come responsibilities.
Why are the Salmon on welfare? 🙂
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25 Feb 21
Article 34 states salmon aren't allowed in fish farms without consent.
Whose consent, their parents? They'll be wanting their own trade union next.
(I was intending to conclude that this all sounds a bit fishy but I have decided to refrain from saying a bit fishy because it sounds a bit too corny.)
25 Feb 21
@relentless-red saidWould they get a vote on what laws are passed concerning them? 😉
The salmon has rights but with these rights come responsibilities.
-VR
25 Feb 21
@very-rusty saidIt is very unusual for a salmon to reach the age of majority.
Would they get a vote on what laws are passed concerning them? 😉
-VR
25 Feb 21
@relentless-red saidYou see here in Canada, we have no Salmon on Welfare that I know about anyway! 😉
It is very unusual for a salmon to reach the age of majority.
-VR
25 Feb 21
@very-rusty saidSalmon have rights you know.
Why are the Salmon on welfare? 🙂
-VR
They have the right to remain tasty.
They have the right to be accompanied by a good slice of lemon.
And to be represented by a good white wine.
25 Feb 21
@ghost-of-a-duke saidDo UK salmon smoke and are they under restraint with lox?
1. Under Section 32 of the Salmon Act it specifies that handling salmon in suspicious circumstances is an offence in England, Wales and Scotland.
25 Feb 21
@very-rusty saidBut once again, you chose to give an opinion on something you "know nothing about" (your quote).
Why do I not believe a word of it? 😛 😉
Actually, I know nothing about face book except people saying it is a good site not to go to! 😉
-VR
25 Feb 21
@lemondrop saidNature over nurture? Hah!
if I were salmon I would choose to be eaten by a grizzly bear
rather than end my existence on the plate of some doofus
25 Feb 21
@lemondrop saidEven if the bear just killed you for the very nice piece in the cheek and let the rest lie to rot?
if I were salmon I would choose to be eaten by a grizzly bear
rather than end my existence on the plate of some doofus
25 Feb 21
@ponderable saidthe salmon is swimming to his death anyway
Even if the bear just killed you for the very nice piece in the cheek and let the rest lie to rot?
a noble ending either way
@ghost-of-a-duke said(Warning: Entering Rusty mode: ) So why ARE you so interested in Rod Stewart?
Why aren't people discussing Rod Stewart and why Facebook thinks I might be interested in him?
I'm freaking out here!