In the airport...

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
So YOUR the weird guy that looks over when using a public urinal.

Curiosity pissed the cat.

Originally posted by Frank Burns
That's an old joke. Which comedian did you steal if from?

Christ its a threesome! A veritable trifecta of douchery.

Originally posted by Frank Burns
That's an old joke. Which comedian did you steal if from?

Aristophanes

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I loathe public restrooms with a passion and will avoid them at all costs. Unfortunately, when I have to take a dump I need to go right now. Apparently my poopshoot thinks its in a race.

Anyway, I hit the restroom in the airport, trying to pick one with the least traffic.

In the stall I no sooner settle in than I hear 'How ya doing" from the n ...[text shortened]... he next stall talking to me."

Who talks on a cell phone while taking a dump anyway?

Just think. Next time it happens it just might be the same TSA dude that explored your junk before boarding! He'll catch you right when you're laying down the butt cable and whisper sweet nothings across stalls!

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Aristophanes

Airistoplanes?

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Airistoplanes?

Aristotle Onassis?

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Aristotle Onassis?

On a full throttle basis?

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
You and Very Rusty should have babies.

Oh, but I was so hoping to have some with you....

Originally posted by Raven69
Oh, but I was so hoping to have some with you....

Perhaps you might want to look at higher standards for your babies. 😉

Maybe even trev33, would be better. 😵

Originally posted by Raven69
Oh, but I was so hoping to have some with you....

I'll give you some bum babies with my boot.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I'll give you some bum babies with my boot.

Well aren't you a generous one.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I'll give you some bum babies with my boot.

You spelled dumb wrong. 😛

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Recced, Tim!

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