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Originally posted by ghostryder10
3)your so fat you jumped into the ocean and the whales started singing "We Are Family" 4) you so big u wus on your way to Wal-Mart, tripped over K-Mart, and landed right on Target [/b]

I don't get no respect. I wanted to buy some rat poison. The girl asked me:"You want me to wrap it up,or are you going to eat it here?" Or the time my old man took me to the circus,and we went to look at the freaks. The manager told him:"Get the kid out of here-he's distracting from the show."😕

<say to somone> "ya know, those people over there said that you eat s**t sandwhiches. I stood up for you though, and I told them that thats not true...you dont like bread."

He was such an ugly baby,when he was born the doctor didn't know which end to slap!😕

You are so fat when your mobile rings people think you are reversing🙄🙄😲😲
(For you Yanks a mobile is a cellphone)

This girl was so fat, one day she went out wearing a yellow coat,and 3 guys jumped on her,saying they wanted to go to the Bronx!

if i wanted to hear from an asshole i would've farted

The closest you will get to a brainstorm is a light drizzle.

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