02 Mar 21
@earl-of-trumps saidLiar!!
1. A small child could swim through the veins of a blue whale.
2. The original London Bridge is in Arizona.
02 Mar 21
@earl-of-trumps saidWhy?
Cuba is the only country in the world where it is illegal to own a surfboard.
-VR
@ghost-of-a-duke saidI went to the Royal Albert Hall. Albert was nowhere to be seen. They had some bloke called Eric Crapton or something as a stand-in. I asked for my money back, but they refused.
Many years ago I fully expected to see a Crystal Palace at Crystal Palace before it was pointed out to me that it burned to the ground in 1936.