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Is there a Scientologist here in RHP?

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shavixmir
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It's well worth your while stopping at one of their stores and doing their "Stress test".
You'll be amazed at how stressed you really are, and you didn't even realise it!

Luckily for you, they have an answer. It's really quite simple and effective:

1. Become aware of your problems (stress)
2. Accept you have problems.
3. Learn how to cope with your acceptance of your problems.

All this for a few pennies! The world is your oister!
Obviously there are some more steps, which will help you to actually solve the causes of your problems.
And once you've seen how effective steps 1 to 3 are, you'll be more than willing to dish out some hard earned cash to clear your slate from the results of your childhood and enironment. Hell, your problems were pushed on you. You didn't have a choice. And now you'll be able to rid yourself of them!

Obviously the people who projected the problems onto you in the first place are guilty specimens of folk who have strayed too far from their core being. They've wandered away from that which enlightens them, unifies them and helps them see the truth.
Hell, if they don't want to see things as they are, they are lost. You can't do anything about it. They're gonna miss the boat! You can only try your best.

But you are redeemed. You have seen the truth. The boat is coming for you.
But while you're waiting, maybe you want to be able to help other people, like you yourself were helped. Yes, it costs an initial donation, but once you're in the highest of echelons and totally knowledgable of all the largest secrets of mankind and the core from which we come, you'll realise it is well worth it. Weren't all the steps before worth it too?

Of course they were! And an added bonus is that once you're in the highest echelons...you start receiving money for your wisdom and kindness too!

Halleluja!

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Originally posted by shavixmir
It's well worth your while stopping at one of their stores and doing their "Stress test".
You'll be amazed at how stressed you really are, and you didn't even realise it!

Luckily for you, they have an answer. It's really quite simple and effective:

1. Become aware of your problems (stress)
2. Accept you have problems.
3. Learn how to cope with ...[text shortened]... ...you start receiving money for your wisdom and kindness too!

Halleluja!
This is the most simple and concise version of Dianetics and Scientology I've ever heard.

You sound like you actually read Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard.

And I thought I was the only one.

And whoever posted the story of the bet that started Scientology is quite right. L. Ron Hubbard saw that churches were all non-profit organizations and he wanted a way out of paying taxes, so he started his own "religion". I guess this is just about the only case of something being something just because you call it that. Calling a dog a pig doesn't make it a pig. But calling Scientology a religion seems to make it so.

shortcircuit
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Originally posted by shavixmir
It's well worth your while stopping at one of their stores and doing their "Stress test".
You'll be amazed at how stressed you really are, and you didn't even realise it!

Luckily for you, they have an answer. It's really quite simple and effective:

1. Become aware of your problems (stress)
2. Accept you have problems.
3. Learn how to cope with ...[text shortened]... ...you start receiving money for your wisdom and kindness too!

Halleluja!
But when can I get those Tom Cruise & John Travolta autographs they promised me? 😞

Seitse
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Wait seated. I've been waiting for mine ever since 2002.

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Originally posted by cadwah
Take it to spirituality spanky.
Why? There's nothing spiritual about the pyramid scheme of scientology.

Richard

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Originally posted by shavixmir
It's well worth your while stopping at one of their stores and doing their "Stress test".
You'll be amazed at how stressed you really are, and you didn't even realise it!

Luckily for you, they have an answer. It's really quite simple and effective:

1. Become aware of your problems (stress)
2. Accept you have problems.
3. Learn how to cope with ...[text shortened]... ...you start receiving money for your wisdom and kindness too!

Halleluja!
Pennies? I didn't pay anything! They even gave me a cup of rancid warm sludge which they called "healthy tea"....

mochiron
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Originally posted by mochiron
Here is the real story:

http://www.xenu.net/
like I said the real story:


http://www.xenu.net/

shavixmir
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Originally posted by Suzianne
This is the most simple and concise version of Dianetics and Scientology I've ever heard.

You sound like you actually read Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard.

Actually, I've never read L.R. Hubbards stuff at all.
But this is the basic mechanics of most cults (including such icons as Masonry, etc.).

Once could, but I probably won't, suggest that it's the basic premise of all religions as well...

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Actually, I've never read L.R. Hubbards stuff at all.
But this is the basic mechanics of most cults (including such icons as Masonry, etc.).

Once could, but I probably won't, suggest that it's the basic premise of all religions as well...
Man, and all this time I thought the basic premise of religions was "go out and earn money" then "contribute the money you made to the church".

If I ever find a religion that doesn't want money..........(for another thread)

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Originally posted by SmookieP
It's very strange to me that a religion would start from a fiction novel written by L Ron Hubbard.
It's certainly novel **groan**

Yeah I know, I'll get my coat.

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All I know about it is that Tom Cruise knows the history of psychology.

Bosse de Nage
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Originally posted by AndrewKnott
All I know about it is that Tom Cruise knows the history of psychology.
He has someone follow Katie around to ensure that she knows all about it, too.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
He has someone follow Katie around to ensure that she knows all about it, too.
I thought that was to make sure she was jumping up and down on the correct couch.

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Originally posted by AndrewKnott
I thought that was to make sure she was jumping up and down on the correct couch.
😀😀😀

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Originally posted by Sam The Sham
Scientologists don't discuss their beliefs with outsiders because they know how crazy it sounds. They wait until they get you in one of their seminars where they have you surrounded and can gang up on you if you show any sign of independant thought.
Absolutely. Just remember there is no such thing as free coffee and biscuits.

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