Originally posted by PonderableI sometimes, due to my "mature status", forget that one must be very specific in the GF and I'll assume in the other threads as well, when it comes to ones responses. I thank you for reminding me of my, occasional, shortcomings.😳
you cn only speak about Posters...not readers 🙂
Originally posted by Great Big SteesIt wa not my Intention to rebuke you...🙁
I sometimes, due to my "mature status", forget that one must be very specific in the GF and I'll assume in the other threads as well, when it comes to ones responses. I thank you for reminding me of my, occasional, shortcomings.😳
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Hello, anyone there? I just want to see if it works...
SCOTTISH SOLDIER
In the old days the English and Scottish armies used to fight by gathering their armies on top of the hills, and at daybreak they would run down the hillside into the deep gorge below to fight. One morning at dawn there was a fog and the two generals decided to refrain from fighting that day. Whilst the two armies were resting, a voice with a Scottish accent came from within the dense fog.
"Any one Scotsman can beat any 10 Englishmen."
With this, the English general sent down 10 of his soldiers. There was a hell of a fight and NO ONE returned. An hour later, the same voice was heard.
"Any one Scotsman can beat any 50 Englishmen.”
With this the English general sent down 50 of his soldiers. The same thing happened; a terrible fight ensued and again NO ONE returned. An hour later the same voice.
"Any one Scotsman can beat any 100 Englishman.”
Same. Down went 100 of the best. NO ONE returned. An hour later. The voice came again.
"Any one Scotsman can beat any 1,000 Englishmen.”
By this time, the English general had had enough and was about to send down his elite soldiers, when he saw a lone Englishman crawling up the hill. He was battered to a pulp. As he reached his general he said, "Don't send any more troops down; its a trap. THERE'S TWO OF THEM.”