It's the end of the world as we know it.

Originally posted by Sunburnt
Trebuchet? You should build a huge one and start blasting your neighbor's houses. First, build a moat.

I need to ask my buddy if:

He ever finished it. (probably not, he would surely have called)
Burned it. (he loves FIRES)

Originally posted by Phlabibit
I need to ask my buddy if:

He ever finished it. (probably not, he would surely have called)
Burned it. (he loves FIRES)

I'm surprised there are not more projects in your backyard. There should be half-completed and boneheaded projects all over the place. 😛

Originally posted by Sunburnt
I'm surprised there are not more projects in your backyard. There should be half-completed and boneheaded projects all over the place. 😛

I'd have a pawn, queen, and bishop out by the burn pile if my brother in law didn't turn all his stump carvings into toothpicks through is brand of 'refinement'.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I'd have a pawn, queen, and bishop out by the burn pile if my brother in law didn't turn all his stump carvings into toothpicks through is brand of 'refinement'.

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Carved with what tool? Spatulas and slotted spoons? 😛

Originally posted by Sunburnt
Carved with what tool? Spatulas and slotted spoons? 😛

Chainsaw.

Remember my story about the rook? Went inside to make some lunch, come out and he carved a side off the stump.

"What are you doing"?!~

'I'm making it round'.

"It's a stump, it WAS round"!~

Cripes, left him alone 3 minutes.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Chainsaw.

Remember my story about the rook? Went inside to make some lunch, come out and he carved a side off the stump.

"What are you doing"?!~

'I'm making it round'.

"It's a stump, it WAS round"!~

Cripes, left him alone 3 minutes.

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