i've decided to become the king

@moonbus

Bloody peasant.

@rookie54 said
i am of scottish ancestry
momma has this giant book of names and junk and it's all set up with lines drawn and arrows and lil circles around the ones that don't count as much as the ones with three lines under their name
i'm a cousin of royalty
a close cousin
and
i am culturevated, with book learning!
new blood is what is called for in these times of distress, uncertai ...[text shortened]... ate a scene
old bean
stiff upper lip and eh, whot and all that noise

imma gonna be a great king

@moonbus said
@Relentless-Red

Ah now we see the violence inherent in system. Help help, I’m being repressed.

@divegeester said
The Last King of Scotland.

@relentless-red said
There's more to becoming a king than that sort of nonsense.

Instructional video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZP5Cie7K1g

@bigdoggproblem said
NOW WE SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!!!

😂😂😂

@relentless-red said
Excellent decision. You're good with words and saying words can be a big part of it.

I'd quite like to be knighted, but only when you can fit me in.

@bigdoggproblem said
NOW WE SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!!!

😂😂😂

@rookie54 said
when i lift excalibur and tap you on yer shoulders,
is there any penalty for me if i miss?

@rookie54 said
i am of scottish ancestry
momma has this giant book of names and junk and it's all set up with lines drawn and arrows and lil circles around the ones that don't count as much as the ones with three lines under their name
i'm a cousin of royalty
a close cousin
and
i am culturevated, with book learning!
new blood is what is called for in these times of distress, uncertai ...[text shortened]... ate a scene
old bean
stiff upper lip and eh, whot and all that noise

imma gonna be a great king

@relentless-red said
We'll do it the old fashioned way in armour and chain mail (as a mark of respect to yer majesty).