Ok, that’s it! I’ve had it with your damn cell phones! You know, I use one too. BUT, I don’t use one when I’m sitting on the crapper trying to torque one off! I just got out of our men’s room here at work and while I was doing my business I heard one of those candy-ass little songs that people use as a ringer. Now that in and of itself is annoying enough. But as I’m washing my hands I hear this dumb-ass talking on his f’ng phone and as I look around I realize he’s in the stall coiling one up and talking business to some unsuspecting sap at the same time!
Hang up and shut up in these places:
The theatre (movie or otherwise)
Restaurants
Golf courses
Baseball games (or any other sporting event)
The workplace (exception to the break areas)
AND JESUSHCHRIST NOT IN THE F’NG CRAPPER WHILE LAYING DOWN A CLEVELAND STEAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Puff-puff pant-pant wheeze*
If anyone else has any other pet peeve places please add to the list.
Originally posted by Frank BurnsI see I'm not the only one, hate the 'ring tones' one of them goes,
Ok, that’s it! I’ve had it with your damn cell phones! You know, I use one too. BUT, I don’t use one when I’m sitting on the crapper trying to torque one off! I just got out of our men’s room here at work and while I was doing my business I heard one of those candy-ass little songs that people use as a ringer. Now that in and of itself is annoying eno ...[text shortened]... -puff pant-pant wheeze*
If anyone else has any other pet peeve places please add to the list.
PICK UP PICK UP I'M IN THE SLAMMER I NEED BAIL or some such rot.
or how bout when your kids are talking to someone on the cell and
you thought you were both watching a movie, the kid is talking to her
boyfriend, drives me nuts.
Originally posted by sonhouseI feel your pain brother.
I see I'm not the only one, hate the 'ring tones' one of them goes,
PICK UP PICK UP I'M IN THE SLAMMER I NEED BAIL or some such rot.
or how bout when your kids are talking to someone on the cell and
you thought you were both watching a movie, the kid is talking to her
boyfriend, drives me nuts.
Originally posted by Frank BurnsA Cleveland Steamer is a very specific term, you might find. Do a search on www.wikipedia.org
Ok, that’s it! I’ve had it with your damn cell phones! You know, I use one too. BUT, I don’t use one when I’m sitting on the crapper trying to torque one off! I just got out of our men’s room here at work and while I was doing my business I heard one of those candy-ass little songs that people use as a ringer. Now that in and of itself is annoying eno ...[text shortened]... -puff pant-pant wheeze*
If anyone else has any other pet peeve places please add to the list.
Originally posted by sonhouseDon't watch movies with kids. They get bored easily. (Might as well tell them there's an ice-creamvan somewhere in the town, and watch a move while they're away)
I see I'm not the only one, hate the 'ring tones' one of them goes,
PICK UP PICK UP I'M IN THE SLAMMER I NEED BAIL or some such rot.
or how bout when your kids are talking to someone on the cell and
you thought you were both watching a movie, the kid is talking to her
boyfriend, drives me nuts.
Originally posted by Frank Burns"...torque one off"? The context makes it clear later but for a second there I really was worried about your place of work...
Ok, that’s it! I’ve had it with your damn cell phones! You know, I use one too. BUT, I don’t use one when I’m sitting on the crapper trying to torque one off! I just got out of our men’s room here at work and while I was doing my business I heard one of those candy-ass little songs that people use as a ringer. Now that in and of itself is annoying eno ...[text shortened]... -puff pant-pant wheeze*
If anyone else has any other pet peeve places please add to the list.
I'm equally fed up with cell phones, and no, I don't own one. A couple of weeks ago, some idiot kid (must have been about 12 years old) rides his skateboard right out in front on my car while talking on his cell phone--oblivious to everything and everyone around him. Later that day, the same thing happened in another parking lot, with another kid who was around the same age. Why do 12 year old kids need cell phones??? Every day I drive to work and look around me in traffic as everyone talks on their cell phone. Who the hell are these people talking to that early in the morning? Pay attention to the f*ing road!!! Yesterday, I saw a mother with her three young kids in a parking lot. There were cars going around in all directions. The kids were running all over the place being exposed to all sorts of danger. The mom was in her own little stupid world, talking away on her cell phone and totally neglecting her kids. Finally, I agree with the first poster. Please do not talk on the cell phone while you're in a public toilet. It's bad enough that I have to listen to crap spewing out of one end of you.
I have stopped going to the movie theater because of ignorant cell phone users. Of the last three times I went to the show each time some jerkoffs cell would ring and if that wasn't bad enough they (each one of them at three different movies) proceeded to have a conversation. Not even the decency to leave the theater!
I also get sick of going into public washrooms where people answer their cell phones while doing their business.
I find womens change rooms in depatment stores another place that I'm sick of listening to the mindless drivel of other peoples conversations.
There, I feel much better now. Goodnight.
Originally posted by Frank BurnsYes.
Hang up and shut up in these places:
The theatre (movie or otherwise)
Restaurants
Golf courses
Baseball games (or any other sporting event)
The workplace (exception to the break areas)
AND JESUSHCHRIST NOT IN THE F’NG CRAPPER WHILE LAYING DOWN A CLEVELAND STEAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Puff-puff pant-pant wheeze*
If anyone else has any other pet peeve places please add to the list.
One big one.
WHENEVER YOU'RE TALKING TO ME, DON'T USE YER FUKCIN PHONE!
I really, really can't handle it.
Someone will be talking to me, their phone will go off (and yes, it's obviously some stupid, crappy Key-board version of some great tune they've went out and raped for commercial purposes) and they'll pick up their phone.
This is the first mistake. Let it ring. You're talking to me.
Then they'll start talking on the phone. This is the second mistake. You're already talking to me.
Now, obviously, if they're being told their partner has died in a car accident or their mother's been buggered by smurfs, by all means talk away...
But when I hear them say: "I'm standing in such and such a place with Shavixmir, the weather is nice, how are you and blah blah blah..."
I REALLY LOSE MY GOD DAMNED TEMPER!!!
Some go as far as to make the third big mistake. They'll turn their back on me.
AS IF I CAN'T HEAR YOU TALKIN' WHEN YOU'RE FCUKIN' BACK IS TURNED TO ME. YOU MISERABLE GOOD FOR NOTHING' LEACH!
Really. I trully despair.
Sometimes...I just wander off. I just leave them talking. I walk off and do not come back. Screw them. Ignorant arse holes.
But let's be honest here.
It's no worse than people who start chatting on the computer whilst you're visiting them.
"One minute, I just have to send X a message." And the message will obviously read something clever, witty and absolutely neccesary...obviously....
a Cleveland steamer. Classic!
I like:
- Laying down a cable and
- Sending a brother to the coast and
- Dropping a log...and it's a floater, Canadian shipping will have to watch out.
as well.