I've published a book

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
From what I've seen from your "forum drivel" I'd say you need another form of help. :#....just kidding...or am I? 😉

Edit: Congrats Vandervelde

That too🙂

Originally posted by @vandervelde
Hi, I am one of the oldest struggling writers in the world.
I have just published my new book. (*No, it's not about passports and driver licenses.)
I am not asking you to buy it from at least two (2) reasons.
1 - it's not in English
2 - it's not even available yet.

It's a kind of self/publishing thing - so lame and pathetic. The copies are waiti ...[text shortened]...

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Greetings from hell.

Congrats. The world needs writers.

Originally posted by @great-king-rat
Congrats. The world needs writers.

And pastry chefs.

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
And pastry chefs.

And librarians.

Originally posted by @torunn
And librarians.

Who can make pastry.

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Who can make pastry.

At the same time? Librarian, I need Crime and Punishment and a raspberry croissant please.

Originally posted by @sonhouse
At the same time? Librarian, I need Crime and Punishment and a raspberry croissant please.

The Godfather and cannelloni, please.

Originally posted by @sonhouse
I have an idea for a book but need help🙂 Can I PM you with my drivel?

Sure; happy to render such help as is within my gift...

Originally posted by @vandervelde
It's my number 8.
I am not so exhilarated by pure fact that I published something, rather frustrated that it was my first-ever samizdat...

Sounds more like a number 2.

Originally posted by @torunn
And librarians.

They're mostly born in October, aren't they?

Originally posted by @sonhouse
It's about 300 pages long🙂

Your first review.

Originally posted by @vandervelde
It's about...
Part One
Postmodern author P.C. wakes up by terrible dream early (early for him, that is, since he is a writer supported by his sister musicologist) in the morning to go to national Radio Station in order to take part in cultural programme - panel discussion abut relations beteeeen realism and postmodern prose. He is by the way famous ...[text shortened]... way.

Part VI
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Well done... and how refreshing to see that you can write without including the dirty older man being pursued by a desperate, voluptuous young female or any offensive reference to a wrinkled older woman.

Originally posted by @drewnogal
Well done... and how refreshing to see that you can write without including the dirty older man being pursued by a desperate, voluptuous young female or any offensive reference to a wrinkled older woman.

So. You haven't read it then🙂

Originally posted by @sonhouse
So. You haven't read it then🙂

... and there was me thinking he'd changed his ways. 😕

Originally posted by @drewnogal
... and there was me thinking he'd changed his ways. 😕

Think...leopards and spots. 😉😀