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Whats the H stand for? I'm thinking Herbert ..though I'm probably wrong.

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Originally posted by leestatic
Whats the H stand for? I'm thinking Herbert ..though I'm probably wrong.
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Originally posted by leestatic
Whats the H stand for? I'm thinking Herbert ..though I'm probably wrong.
The H stands for Harold, as in: "Our Father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name"

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hore. Jesus' parents were uneducated so they couldn't spell, thus they forgot the w at the beginning.

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Originally posted by MISTER CHESS
hore. Jesus' parents were uneducated so they couldn't spell, thus they forgot the w at the beginning.
I suppose you LIKE being a sick ****, don't you?

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Originally posted by leestatic
Whats the H stand for? I'm thinking Herbert ..though I'm probably wrong.
I'm kinda doubting the man had a middle name to begin with.

You'd have to ask the wise guy who first said it, and since I don't have a clue who that was, I have no clue what the H stands for, either.


Edit: Even Cecil Adams doesn't know:
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/30/why-do-folks-say-jesus-h-christ

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Originally posted by Suzianne
I suppose you LIKE being a sick ****, don't you?
Like? Try LOVE!~

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Originally posted by Suzianne
I'm kinda doubting the man had a middle name to begin with.

You'd have to ask the wise guy who first said it, and since I don't have a clue who that was, I have no clue what the H stands for, either.


Edit: Even Cecil Adams doesn't know:
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/30/why-do-folks-say-jesus-h-christ
This response was me in a "duhhhhh" moment.

The obvious answer is that no, H. is not his "middle initial", since "Christ" is not his "last name".

Christ is a title, coming from the Greek, meaning "anointed". It means the same thing as Messiah, which comes from Hebrew and Arabic, meaning "anointed".

What I find interesting is that, supposedly, "Jesus H. Christ" was old even in 1850, according to Mark Twain.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
This response was me in a "duhhhhh" moment.

The obvious answer is that no, H. is not his "middle initial", since "Christ" is not his "last name".

Christ is a title, coming from the Greek, meaning "anointed". It means the same thing as Messiah, which comes from Hebrew and Arabic, meaning "anointed".

What I find interesting is that, supposedly, "Jesus H. Christ" was old even in 1850, according to Mark Twain.
google or wikepedia?

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Originally posted by rmacken
google or wikepedia?

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Both. She googled it and the top hit was invariably wikipedia.

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