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silly mctall

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17 Jul 07

Loose Screw

Insane in the Brain!

The House of Pain.

Joined: 12 Oct 05
Moves: 150285

20 Jul 07

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?

A: It was the chickens day off!

Wocka wocka wocka! 😵

Loose Screw

Insane in the Brain!

The House of Pain.

Joined: 12 Oct 05
Moves: 150285

20 Jul 07

Q: What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

A: Stinkerbell

Wocka wocka wocka! 😵

Mathurine

sorozatgyilkos

leölés ellenfeleim

Joined: 15 Jul 06
Moves: 40507

20 Jul 07

The NHS admitted that it had made a massive mistake in its recruitment campaign. The advertisement read: "Become a doctor and make a bomb!"

~~Frank Burns~~

Great Big Stees

In Check

Joined: 12 Mar 04
Moves: 10441

20 Jul 07

Originally posted by rmacken
centripetal or centrifugal??

😉

I thought he didn't spell it right either. It means seeking center.

We learned one.

mikelom

Ajarn

Wat?

Joined: 16 Aug 05
Moves: 76863

20 Jul 07

Originally posted by Frank Burns
I thought he didn't spell it right either. It means seeking center.

We learned one.

The centripetal force is the external force required to make a body follow a circular path at constant speed. The force is directed inward, toward the center of the circle. Hence it is a force requirement, not a particular kind of force. Any force (gravitational, electromagnetic, etc.) can act as a centripetal force. The term centripetal force comes from the Latin words centrum ("center"😉 and petere ("tend towards", "strive for sth."😉.

The centripetal force always acts perpendicular to the direction of motion of the body. In the case of an object that moves along a circular arc with a changing speed, the net force on the body may be decomposed into a perpendicular component that changes the direction of motion (the centripetal force), and a parallel, or tangential component, that changes the speed.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centripetal_force :p

Sigmund Freud

NSW

Joined: 20 Feb 07
Moves: 11926

20 Jul 07

what's red and white?

pink.

*distant cough*

silly mctall

Joined: 02 Mar 07
Moves: 2670

20 Jul 07

Originally posted by Sigmund Freud
what's red and white?

pink.

*distant cough*

whats blue and fluffy???????

a blue bit of fluff.

tumbleweed rolls.....😀😀😀😀😀

Jay Joos

Joined: 28 Feb 07
Moves: 1295

20 Jul 07

Originally posted by silly mctall
whats blue and fluffy???????

a blue bit of fluff.

tumbleweed rolls.....😀😀😀😀😀

😵

Bad wolf

Joined: 23 Jul 05
Moves: 8869

20 Jul 07

How did Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

With jammin'.

Thank you and goodnight. 😞

~~Frank Burns~~

Great Big Stees

In Check

Joined: 12 Mar 04
Moves: 10441

20 Jul 07

Originally posted by mikelom
The centripetal force is the external force required to make a body follow a circular path at constant speed. The force is directed inward, toward the center of the circle. Hence it is a force requirement, not a particular kind of force. Any force (gravitational, electromagnetic, etc.) can act as a centripetal force. The term centripetal force comes from the ...[text shortened]... onent, that changes the speed.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centripetal_force :p

Cool, thanks mikelom.

Sigmund Freud

NSW

Joined: 20 Feb 07
Moves: 11926

21 Jul 07

Originally posted by silly mctall
whats blue and fluffy???????

a blue bit of fluff.

tumbleweed rolls.....😀😀😀😀😀

go somewhere else with your high-brow, intellectualised humour!

BlueViking

Joined: 03 Jan 07
Moves: 6396

21 Jul 07

A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." His son asked: "What happened to the flea?"

mikelom

Ajarn

Wat?

Joined: 16 Aug 05
Moves: 76863

23 Jul 07

Wife: You always carry my photo in your briefcase to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
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Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap! 😀