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Tiers Explained

Tier 1 - Pints
Tier 2 - Pints with Chips
Tier 3 - No Pints

@relentless-red said
Tiers Explained

Tier 1 - Pints
Tier 2 - Pints with Chips
Tier 3 - No Pints

i misspelled sithlord and the automod blushed

the stocking stuffer

i stuffed myself into her stocking
trying to be so posh
alas her stocking was oh, so tight
and now it's in the wash

@Suzianne
I have a coffee mug with that exact same sentiment. Unfortunately I can't use it b/c the bottom fell out of it.

i asked her if there was a way to turn alexa off
she told me to strip

@rookie54 said
i asked her if there was a way to turn alexa off
she told me to strip

I asked my phone "Siri, why am I so bad with women?"
She said "I'm Alexa you moron."

@ponderable said
I asked my phone "Siri, why am I so bad with women?"
She said "I'm Alexa you moron."

Did you now that six out of seven dwarves aren't happy.

@folly said
Did you now that six out of seven dwarves aren't happy.

the doc says my dyslexia has reached a new owl

I am a dyslexic insomniac agnostic.
I lie awake worrying if there is a dog.

Husband: Have a nice day.
Wife: Don't tell me what to do.

@Ponderable
I heard about that. You should NEVER strike a happy medium.