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@divegeester said
Lance isn’t a popular name these days, but in the Middle Ages they used Lance a lot.
A lot of men whose surname is Corporal are called Lance.

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@divegeester said
Lance isn’t a popular name these days, but in the Middle Ages they used Lance a lot.
I just noticed your sub-sub-title, underneath „verified account“ now reads „top poster“— it‘s obviously a typo error. Take out the ‚t‘ and it‘s spot on.

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Using the word “self-aggrandizing” is a self-aggrandizing move.

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i boiled a funny bone
it become a laughing stock
i find that rather humerus
want some more of my schlock?

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abridged dickens

ebeneezer: christmas sucks!
marley's ghost: ebeneezer sucks!
three other ghosts: ebeneezer sucks!
ebeneezer: yay christmas!

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Guess who I bumped into on the way to getting my glasses fixed at the opticians?

... everybody.

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πŸ™‚ love it!

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@torunn said
@orangutan

πŸ™‚ love it!
Says the lady with new specs.πŸ‘

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@great-big-stees said
Says the lady with new specs.πŸ‘
Yes! πŸ™‚ The best pair of glasses I have ever had.

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@torunn said
Yes! πŸ™‚ The best pair of glasses I have ever had.
Now, when you say “best” are you meaning “best looking” or “best functioning”?πŸ€”πŸ˜

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@great-big-stees said
Now, when you say “best” are you meaning “best looking” or “best functioning”?πŸ€”πŸ˜
Both. πŸ™‚

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@torunn said
Both. πŸ™‚
Had I mentioned “best price” and you responded all three, you’d have won the spectacle trifecta.πŸ‘

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@great-big-stees said
Had I mentioned “best price” and you responded all three, you’d have won the spectacle trifecta.πŸ‘
I'm not sure about the price but I believe we get what we pay for, so probably a reasonable price.

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@torunn said
I'm not sure about the price but I believe we get what we pay for, so probably a reasonable price.
So you may be saying the price may NOT be the “best”?πŸ€”

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@great-big-stees said
So you may be saying the price may NOT be the “best”?πŸ€”
The price may be lower at some other opticians, who knows, but Gothenburg is a city and if we are pleased with a purchase, we seldom look elsewhere - at least what I believe to be true. It's not like "if you find a better price somewhere else, we will give you back the difference." πŸ™‚

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