Jokes

@very-rusty said
Not Newfoundland Cod, so it wouldn't count. I don't think you'd make it through the process. 🙂 😛

You are far too English, not your fault you were born there! 🙂

-VR

@very-rusty said
As if you had a clue how to play hockey! 😛

I would have loved to get you on the ice back when I played hockey!

-VR

@very-rusty said

Can you even skate??? 🙂

-VR

@ghost-of-a-duke said
1926?

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Can you even chase cheese?

What do you call a dinosaur made of cheese?

Gorgonzilla

@ghost-of-a-duke said
The Anglo-Irish prefer to eat their cod.

@the-gravedigger said
You need to see the women over there to see why they kiss their fish.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Real hockey is played on grass, not ice. 😲

@very-rusty said
Most of the women over in Newfoundland would kick your butt t-g. 😛 🙂

-VR

The only time a fisherman is telling the truth is when he is accusing another fisherman of lying.

If I’m reading their lips correctly, my neighbours are arguing about some creepy guy next door.

How does a mathematician fells a tree?

He squers it, so that the root is deleted...

@ghost-of-a-duke said
If I’m reading their lips correctly, my neighbours are arguing about some creepy guy next door.

How do trees access the Internet?

they log on.