10 Jul 19
@torunn saidLOL....I hope it was a joke! 😉
Read on facebook:
"My husband says I'm in here every 20 seconds and he won't put up with it any more. We have quarrelled and he gave an ultimatum - him or the fb-group.
So I'll be offline for a couple of minutes while I'm packing his bags and calling a taxi. See you soon."
-VR
10 Jul 19
@torunn saidThat is ridiculous.
Read on facebook:
"My husband says I'm in here every 20 seconds and he won't put up with it any more. We have quarrelled and he gave an ultimatum - him or the fb-group.
So I'll be offline for a couple of minutes while I'm packing his bags and calling a taxi. See you soon."
You can't pack in a couple of minutes!
10 Jul 19
@wolfgang59 saidUnless of course she wasn't packing much for him to take with him! 😉
That is ridiculous.
You can't pack in a couple of minutes!
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11 Jul 19
@wolfgang59 saidA man packing for himself takes half an hour.
That is ridiculous.
You can't pack in a couple of minutes!
A woman packing for herself takes half a day.
A man packing for a woman takes the same half hour.
A woman packing for a man takes half a minute.
11 Jul 19
@pawnpaw saidThey were my friends and colleagues, sob.
Why couldn't Paddy's last wish to be buried at sea, not fulfilled?
The gravediggers kept drowning...
14 Jul 19
A horse walks into the barroom and right up to the bar. The tender says, "So, why the long face?" ------------
Father O'Malley takes Rabi Rabinowitz to his first boxing match, ringside. Just before the fight, one boxer blesses himself.
Looking perplexed, Rabi Rabinowitz said, "Father O'Malley, what does that mean?", as he imitated the boxer.
Father O'Malley said, "Not a damn thing if he don't know how to box!"
Peace, Love, Dove 😍
@pawnpaw saidBlonde jokes are great!
Boss to blonde secretary:" what's the name of our company?"
She says:"Push!"
Boss:"What! What makes you think that!?"
"Helloo! It says so on our front door!"
What do you call the brunette sitting between two blondes? Interpreter
The blonde begged the policeman not to give her a speeding ticket, and said that she would do anything for him!
So the policeman smiled, pulled down his zipper and displayed his HeHummm….
The blonde said, "Oh no! not another breathalyzer 😳 "
How do you leave a blonde hanging?
@earl-of-trumps saidEoT, talk about being prejudice...!
Blonde jokes are great!
What do you call the brunette sitting between two blondes? Interpreter
The blonde begged the policeman not to give her a speeding ticket, and said that she would do anything for him!
So the policeman smiled, pulled down his zipper and displayed his HeHummm….
The blonde said, "Oh no! not another breathalyzer 😳 "
How do you leave a blonde hanging?
14 Jul 19
@torunn saidI know. my bad lol.
EoT, talk about being prejudice...!
BTW, do Swedes tell blonde jokes? Just wondering 🙂
And if you have any American jokes, fore away! We don't have any over here