Jokes

Hey, Chessnut. Don't feel bad, that was exactly what I asked for, a nice, clean joke. 😀

How did the blonde die raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree!

🙄

My wife's cookin' is so bad that the flies pitched in and bought her a screened door!! :'(

(Just kiddin' honey! 😉)

😀

An elderly couple went to marriage counseling because they were always fighting.

After about 30 minutes of watching them argue the counselor told them that he had a solution to all of their problems.

This caught their attention and the asked what it was.

The counselor got up from his desk and walked over to the wife. He stood her up and planted a long passionate kiss on her.

When he was done he told them that she needed this at least 3 times a week.

The husband looked at the counselor and asked, "When are you available next week?" 🙄

lol, should we try to beat the new record of the longest RHP forum in existence? 🙂

Originally posted by zach918
lol, should we try to beat the new record of the longest RHP forum in existence? 🙂

Originally posted by Luck
Sure, I may accept a game or two!!! 🙂

I think all jokes belongs in "Posers and Puzzles!

Harri
a.k.a. Luck

Jokes should not have any rules imposed on them. It's takes all of the fun out of it! 🙄😛🙄 😉

he does have a point 🙂

I agree. Jokes everywhere. Does your statement about not imposing rules apply to anything said limiting jokes to the clean variety (jk 😉)

Originally posted by royalchicken
I agree. Jokes everywhere. Does your statement about not imposing rules apply to anything said limiting jokes to the clean variety (jk 😉)

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?





Three - one on the left, one on the right and a 'final front ear' 😵

Rhymester

A real groaner..

What's brown and sticky?










A stick. 😀