Last Word Sentences

Originally posted by @torunn
Eleven xylophonists played late at night and tried improvising old nocturnes.

Next; old clarinettist turned up, remembered nothing except sonata.

Originally posted by @wolfgang59
Next; old clarinettist turned up, remembered nothing except sonata.

Some oboists needed a tuning adjournment.

Originally posted by @torunn
Some oboists needed a tuning adjournment.

After dinner John objected, until Rachel noticed my extremely nice trousers.

Originally posted by @torunn
Some oboists needed a tuning adjournment.

Alphornist, djembeists, jodlers, oboists, ukuleleists - respect noted musical exactness, not tuning slapdash.

Originally posted by @indonesia-phil
After dinner John objected, until Rachel noticed my extremely nice trousers.

The really old users seldom experience rapturous sex.

Originally posted by @wolfgang59
The really old users seldom experience rapturous sex.

Sexuality enhances X-citement.

Originally posted by @handyandy
Sexuality enhances X-citement.

X-actly - can I test experimentally my enhanced nightwear (thermals).

Originally posted by @wolfgang59
X-actly - can I test experimentally my enhanced nightwear (thermals).

Truthfully, how enhanced remains moot and largely salacious.

Originally posted by @handyandy
Truthfully, how enhanced remains moot and largely salacious.

Seductive as Lothario and cunning - I'm one unscrupulous seductor.

Originally posted by @wolfgang59
Seductive as Lothario and cunning - I'm one unscrupulous seductor.

Seducing every dame usually creates tyrants or rivals.

Originally posted by @torunn
Seducing every dame usually creates tyrants or rivals.

Seduction, like all vices, is relative.

Originally posted by @indonesia-phil
Seduction, like all vices, is relative.

Regarding etiquette: Larry always tries interrupting very elegantly.

Originally posted by @fmf
Regarding etiquette: Larry always tries interrupting very elegantly.

Effortlessly, ladies' elephant goes ahead, never troubled, loved youth.

Originally posted by @vandervelde
Effortlessly, ladies' elephant goes ahead, never troubled, loved youth.

Yelling oafishly upsets the harmony.

Originally posted by @fmf
Yelling oafishly upsets the harmony.

Hearsay and rumours mustn't overwhelm neat youngsters.