30 Mar 07
This guy lost an arm at work, and was tired of living. He climbed to the top of a building, and was just about to throw himself off when he saw a man with no arms dancing and skipping about on the street below.
"Well, if that guy can be happy what's my problem?" He ran down the stairs and as he exited the building there was the man with no arms still jumping, skipping, and dancing about.
"I was just up on top of this building and about to end my life because I lost an arm. I looked down, and saw you dancing about and decided that if you could continue with life with no hands, I could give it a try with my one arm".
The armless man stops for a second and says, "That's great. Now, do you think you could scratch my ass for me?"
30 Mar 07
Originally posted by PhlabibitHa ha. That's funny because I know where the guy's coming from. I get an itchy ass all the time.
This guy lost an arm at work, and was tired of living. He climbed to the top of a building, and was just about to throw himself off when he saw a man with no arms dancing and skipping about on the street below.
"Well, if that guy can be happy what's my problem?" He ran down the stairs and as he exited the building there was the man with no arms still ...[text shortened]... r a second and says, "That's great. Now, do you think you could scratch my ass for me?"
30 Mar 07
Originally posted by PhlabibitI call myself pocketkings, we all named ourselves. My name is for my favorite opening poker hand, from which I have semi-retired.
You know why they call him pocketkings? He's got high-score in pocketpool.
You'd think he was deaf, dumb, and blind.
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My favorite play on your name was phlabby-t!its, I forget who called you that.
