Lazing on a Friday Afternoon

This guy lost an arm at work, and was tired of living. He climbed to the top of a building, and was just about to throw himself off when he saw a man with no arms dancing and skipping about on the street below.

"Well, if that guy can be happy what's my problem?" He ran down the stairs and as he exited the building there was the man with no arms still jumping, skipping, and dancing about.

"I was just up on top of this building and about to end my life because I lost an arm. I looked down, and saw you dancing about and decided that if you could continue with life with no hands, I could give it a try with my one arm".

The armless man stops for a second and says, "That's great. Now, do you think you could scratch my ass for me?"

Originally posted by Phlabibit
This guy lost an arm at work, and was tired of living. He climbed to the top of a building, and was just about to throw himself off when he saw a man with no arms dancing and skipping about on the street below.

"Well, if that guy can be happy what's my problem?" He ran down the stairs and as he exited the building there was the man with no arms still ...[text shortened]... r a second and says, "That's great. Now, do you think you could scratch my ass for me?"

Originally posted by darvlay
Ha ha. That's funny because I know where the guy's coming from. I get an itchy ass all the time.

Originally posted by darvlay
Ha ha. That's funny because I know where the guy's coming from. I get an itchy ass all the time.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
[b]seedless raspberry jam.[/b]

Originally posted by PocketKings
You hear about the gay midget?

Originally posted by darvlay
Hit me, brotha.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
You know why they call him pocketkings? He's got high-score in pocketpool.

You'd think he was deaf, dumb, and blind.

P-

Anyways, Nordlys should be back with that webcam soon so I'm gonna have to take off.

It's been real though.

I paid her a $1000. Canadian.

Originally posted by darvlay
I paid her a $1000. Canadian.

Originally posted by PocketKings
try preparation H. I hear it works well for retards who never learned how to wipe properly.


You hear about the gay midget?

Originally posted by Phlabibit
You know why they call him pocketkings? He's got high-score in pocketpool.

You'd think he was deaf, dumb, and blind.

P-

Originally posted by PocketKings
I call myself pocketkings, we all named ourselves. My name is for my favorite opening poker hand, from which I have semi-retired.

My favorite play on your name was phlabby-t!its, I forget who called you that.

My name in real life is "Knight Slayer", so I chose "rbmorris" for RHP.