Gil the Salesman
Gil: "I need this sale, my wifes gonna leave me"
Car Salesman: "I'll take it from here Gil"
Gill picks up phone - "You should have seen me honey, I was so close to making a sale. Hey, who is that in the background? Awwww, is that Tom? I thought you were gonna leave him. No, no... dont put him on. Oh, hi Tom!"