19 Nov 10
Finding keys in the fridge would be pretty tame at our house. For many years the best place to look for them was in the toilet. For some reason our children decided that was where they belonged. Of course, the first time we found them there it was the last place we looked. And we spent some time deciding if we really needed them again or not. After many searches, scoldings and futile attempts at discipline / hiding them out of reach, we ultimately decided to keep some bleach on hand and the toilet became the first place to look. It was only 3 or 4 years I think.
19 Nov 10
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Originally posted by Hand of HecateProbably because we share the same site membership responsibilities and freedoms and enjoy
Why do you even post in response to my threads. I thought I'd been clear that my loathing for you is exceeded only by my lust for drunken debauchery. Please be so kind as to get stuffed.[/b]
the friendly give and take. Remember, brotherly love is a given... respect and trust are earned.
20 Nov 10
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyI put my car keys in the fridge last night, deliberately, to see if I could for go the no idea of where I put them.
"...for the weak of mind", willfully ignorant and perrsistently arrogant.
The strange thing is; that I went to the fridge this morning, as I remembered where I had put them, but they weren't there. 😲😲😳
Suddenly, a voice came from behind me. ðŸ˜
"What are you looking for?"
I said, "My car keys, my dear. I've lost them."
She said, "They are on the key holder in the hall. You left them in the fridge, you stupid buzzard."
😀😀
