14 Jan 13
Originally posted by coquetteSpeciality forums tend to be not much in use and leave over the pickings for the GF...
Proves the need for a Humor Forum
And a joke on male superiority:
A person needs a brain transplant and is offered two choices: A femal brain in good condition for 10.000 or a male one for 20.000.
The person asks about the difference in price, the answer being, that the female one was actually used....
16 Jan 13
Originally posted by Ponderable"A woman is not a womyn or a wyf or a wyfman (even if it isn’t pronounced like any of the current versions). She is someone who has not decided to affiliate with feminism or Middle English in any way. She is probably very normal, but in an attempt to prove male dominance, only one out of ten (male) doctors agree with this assessment. For thousands of years, men have been searching for a final solution to the women problem. They have yet to execute any permanent measures and experts are beginning to admit grudgingly that women might be here to stay."
Speciality forums tend to be not much in use and leave over the pickings for the GF...
And a joke on male superiority:
A person needs a brain transplant and is offered two choices: A femal brain in good condition for 10.000 or a male one for 20.000.
The person asks about the difference in price, the answer being, that the female one was actually used....
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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby2) so do men.
[b]Top 13 Reasons Why Women Are Superior To Men - Funny List
Posted: Saturday, May 19, 2007
by Leah G Cartoonist
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The following is of course - light humour and not intended to offend.
1) Find stuff.
2) Multi-task.
3) Have higher pain tolerancy levels.
4) Don't cry if someone passes in front didn't think so.
[hidden]So you, too, noticed she listed fourteen. (lol)[/hidden][/b]
3) not true.
4) but do cry if bothered when the soaps are on.
6.5) not true.
9) which leads to the case for inferiority, not superiority.
10) No, but do fall in love with permiscuous, plastic, Hollywood celebs, as well as fake, nonexistent, perfect men in romance novels and movies.
11) Only because women aren't man enough to smoke, eat unhealthy foods, drink 12 beers a night, take dares from other men, get in bar fights, habitually drive over 100mph, and usually all in the same night. 5 nights a week.
12) [i]Which leads to the case for subtle dishonesty and emotional manipulation. Generally, men aren't good at stuff like that.
13) [i]Inferiority and insecurity -- feeling like you have to look different in order to be socially accepted.
Actually, she listed 15. One of the items (which I called # 6.5) is not numbered.
17 Jan 13
Originally posted by sumydid"The following is of course - light humour and not intended to offend." (Leah G.)
2) so do men.
3) not true.
4) but do cry if bothered when the soaps are on.
6.5) not true.
9) which leads to the case for inferiority, not superiority.
10) No, but do fall in love with permiscuous, plastic, Hollywood celebs, as well as fake, nonexistent, perfect men in romance novels and movies.
1 ...[text shortened]... ted.[/i]
Actually, she listed 15. One of the items (which I called # 6.5) is not numbered.
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyNo offense taken. Hence my own similarly humorous response. Please reread. It occurs to me that women ARE superior to some men, in that they generally don't feel the need to correct others all the time. 😉
"The following is of course - light humour and not intended to offend." (Leah G.)
Originally posted by sumydid[Like]
No offense taken. Hence my own similarly humorous response. Please reread. It occurs to me that women ARE superior to some men, in that they generally don't feel the need to correct others all the time. 😉
Comment: When ladies do find it necessary to correct overbearing, macho
boys and men they do so with understated ease and extraordinary skill.
18 Jan 13
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyIt annoys me when you use the phrase "final solution to the women problem".
"A woman is not a womyn or a wyf or a wyfman (even if it isn’t pronounced like any of the current versions). She is someone who has not decided to affiliate with feminism or Middle English in any way. She is probably very normal, but in an attempt to prove male dominance, only one out of ten (male) doctors agree with this assessment. For thousands of ye ...[text shortened]... t measures and experts are beginning to admit grudgingly that women might be here to stay."
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It doesn't conjure up any happy images.
I'd be extremely careful of using the phrase "final solution" at all, even in jest, if that's what you call it.
19 Jan 13
Originally posted by SuzianneShouldn't. Link aimed at Pond, in jest.
It annoys me when you use the phrase "final solution to the women problem".
It doesn't conjure up any happy images.
I'd be extremely careful of using the phrase "final solution" at all, even in jest, if that's what you call it.
