Manscaping - A cautionary tale.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Adjustable length Phillips stuble and beard trimmer - $25
Afro crotch - $0 By God's grace and Nature's will.
Disabling the plastic safety guard for a closer shave - 2 minutes and cunning mind.
Snagging one's balls and being unable to flip the on/off switch because it's slick with blood - PRICELESS

Is it really that important to shave your balls THAT closely?

I think not.

Originally posted by EinZweiDrei
Fixed that for you.

😉

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Adjustable length Phillips stuble and beard trimmer - $25
Afro crotch - $0 By God's grace and Nature's will.
Disabling the plastic safety guard for a closer shave - 2 minutes and cunning mind.
Snagging one's balls and being unable to flip the on/off switch because it's slick with blood - PRICELESS

Try Gillette's new "Satin Sack Shavers for Him... and Her (or, Him--- not that there's anything wrong with that)™." You should be able to find them at any WalMart or finer haberdashery.

Originally posted by Sunburnt
Is it really that important to shave your balls THAT closely?

I think not.

Rumor has it he cut too close years ago, that is why he is testy for no apparent reason.

I don't care what they say with or without them, everyone has something to offer.