Mary had a little lamb

Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's ass
and turned it's wool to nylon


Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
twas split right up the front
...but she didn't wear that one very often

Dave

Mary had a little lamb
It's mouth was full of blisters
So Mary threw it on a fire
With all it's brothers and sisters

Mary's lamb had Foot and Mouth
Her dad, the farmer, shot it
But Mary's father shagged it first
and now her sister's got it 😛

Mary had a little lamb,
She carried it in a bucket.....😉
And every time she went to town,
The locals tried to fu....err I mean, tickle it.

Mary had a little lamb.
He had a cricket bat.
But everytime she bowled him out
He stuck it up her.. wicket

The crease was good;
The bounce was hard;
But lamby couldn't hit.
He got confused
Was not amused
No longer gave a. shine.

So in next over
Lamby tried
To pull his greatest stunt.
One step forth
He hit a six
Right up her second.. wicket.

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Mikelom and catfoodtim
sitting in a tree

kay
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weeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeee

Body...wanna feel my body?
Body...such a thrill my body
Body...wanna touch my body?
Body...it's too much my body
Check it out my body, body.
Don't you doubt my body, body.
talkin' bout my body, body,
check it out my body

Every man wants to be a macho macho man
to have the kind of body, always in demand
Jogging in the mornings, go man go
works out in the health spa, muscles glow
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
ready to get down with, anyone he can

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man (macho man)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! Ow....

Macho, macho man
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be a macho!

Body, its so hot, my body,
Body, love to pop my body,
Body, love to please my body,
Body, don't you tease my body,
Body, you'll adore my body,
Body, come explore my body,
Body, made by God, my body,
Body, it's so good, my body

You can tell a macho, he has a funky walk
his western shirts and leather, always look so boss
Funky with his body, he's a king
call him Mister Eagle, dig his chains
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
likes to be the leader, he never dresses grand

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! (all right)

Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! All Right!

Ugh! Macho..baby!
Body, body, body wanna feel my body,
Body, body, body gonna thrill my body,
Body, body, body don'tcha stop my body,
Body, body, body it's so hot my body,

Every man ought to be a macho macho man,
To live a life of freedom, machos make a stand,
Have their own life style and ideals,
Possess the strength and confidence, life's a steal,
You can best believe that he's a macho man
He's a special person in anybody's land.

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man (macho man)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! (dig the hair on my chest)

Macho, macho man (see my big thick mustache)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! (Dig broad shoulders)

Macho, macho man (dig my muscles!)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho!

Macho, macho man
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! HEY!

Mary had a little lamb,
She kept it in the closet,
And every time she took it out,
It left a small deposit.

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Originally posted by mikelom

(and for your info - I am tea-total and have been for 3 years!) 😛

Originally posted by marmalade teacake
Married, Child AND STILL teetotal?! 😲