Measures must be taken

Originally posted by Sunburnt
The banana is as silly as this story. 🙂

I kid ye not.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Please explain how to use a flower to remove a person. This is interesting.

Don't let me down and say you just don't know how to spell!

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Anemone - Seed and young plants - Gastric, nervous system, depression.

Autumn Crocus, Star of Bethlehem - Bulbs - Vomiting and nervous excitement.

Bleeding Heart - Foliage, roots - May be poisonous in large amounts - Has proved fatal to cattle.

Buttercups - all parts (especially flowers)

Castor bean - Seeds - Burning of mouth and throat, gastric, intestinal

Dicentra (Bleeding heart) - All plant parts - Trembling, staggering, convulsions

Dutchman's breeches - All parts, especially bulbs

Four O'clock - Roots, seeds - Gastric, intestinal

Foxglove - Leaves - Large amounts cause dangerously irregular heartbeat and pulse, usually digestive upset and mental confusion. May be fatal.

Gloriosa lily - All parts - Numbness of lips and tongue, intestinal, convulsions

Hyacinth Bulb - Intestinal

Iris - Underground stems S- evere-but not usually serious-digestive upset.

Larkspur - Young plant, seeds - Digestive upset, nervous excitement, depression. May be fatal.

Lily-of-the-Valley - Leaves, flowers - Irregular heart beat and pulse, usually accompanied by digestive upset and mental confusion.

Lobelia - All parts

Monkshood - Fleshy roots - Digestive upset and nervous excitement.

Morning Glory - Seeds - Hallucinogen

Sweetpea - Seeds - Respiratory, paralysis, convulsions 😉 ... no violets, though 😲

Originally posted by widget
Anemone - Seed and young plants - Gastric, nervous system, depression.

Autumn Crocus, Star of Bethlehem - Bulbs - Vomiting and nervous excitement.

Bleeding Heart - Foliage, roots - May be poisonous in large amounts - Has proved fatal to cattle.

[b]Buttercups - all parts (especially flowers)

Castor bean - Seeds - Burning of mouth and t ...[text shortened]...
Sweetpea - Seeds - Respiratory, paralysis, convulsions 😉 ... no violets, though 😲[/b]

You are my hero!

How stupid is that?

Originally posted by schakuhr
You are my hero!

How stupid is that?

So who, here on RHP, deserves what kind of bouquet? 😉

Originally posted by widget
So who, here on RHP, deserves what kind of bouquet? 😉

Why not send 19 bouquets to IVV (one for each member except Coquette) with my compliments. 😀

edit: On second thought, make that 20 bouquets and give two to adram.

Originally posted by shortcircuit
Why not send 19 bouquets to IVV (one for each member except Coquette) with my compliments. 😀

edit: On second thought, make that 20 bouquets and give two to adram.

We'll add the extracts to some of our next barrels of wine 😉

Do you remember the story of the Trojan Horse? 😲 No? Too bad...

Expect a free barrel at your next Metallica Singalong-with-shorty...

Before I get advised to spank this monkey into the Clan Forum...
... I didn't invoke the Clan element, here - that'd've been shortsighted 😉

Originally posted by widget
We'll add the extracts to some of our next barrels of wine 😉

Do you remember the story of the Trojan Horse? 😲 No? Too bad...

Expect a free barrel at your next Metallica [b]Singalong-with-shorty...

Before I get advised to spank this monkey into the Clan Forum...
... I didn't invoke the Clan element, here - that'd've been shortsighted 😉[/b]

Hope you'll join us at the next sing-a-long. We are actually honoring your love life. The theme song is "O-solo-me-o"

Originally posted by shortcircuit
Hope you'll join us at the next sing-a-long. We are actually honoring your love life. The theme song is "O-solo-me-o"

Sole Mio - Oh Sun of Mine...

What a wonderful thing a sunny day
The serene air after a thunderstorm
The fresh air, and a party is already going on…
What a wonderful thing a sunny day.

But another sun,
that’s brighter still
It’s my own sun
that’s in your face!
The sun, my own sun
It’s in your face!
It’s in your face!

Shining is the glass from your window;
A washwoman is singing and bragging
Wringing and hanging laundry and singing
Shining is the glass from your window.

But another sun,
that’s brighter still
It’s my own sun
that’s in your face!
The sun, my own sun
It’s in your face!
It’s in your face!

When night comes and the sun
has gone down,
I start feeling blue;
I’d stay below your window
When night comes and the sun
has gone down.

But another sun,
that’s brighter still
It’s my own sun
that’s in your face!
The sun, my own sun
It’s in your face!
It’s in your face!

... as Giovanni Capurro might have said: In your face, shorty... Cheers! 😵

Originally posted by widget
Sole Mio - Oh Sun of Mine...

[b]What a wonderful thing a sunny day
The serene air after a thunderstorm
The fresh air, and a party is already going on…
What a wonderful thing a sunny day.

But another sun,
that’s brighter still
It’s my own sun
that’s in your face!
The sun, my own sun
It’s in your face!
It’s in your face!

Shining is the glass ...[text shortened]... ]

... as Giovanni Capurro might have said: [b]In your face, shorty... Cheers! 😵[/b]

Another classic case of wrong song widgie....READ my song title and READ your song title....NOT the same, are they? it seems to be in your face

Originally posted by shortcircuit
Another classic case of wrong song widgie....READ my song title and READ your song title....NOT the same, are they? [b]it seems to be in your face[/b]

I refuse to allow your lack of culture to drag me into your morass of ethnically challenged mediocrity 😉