Met the Queen today!

@divegeester said
My wife is gorgeous. From what you’ve said in the past, yours has the skin of a chorizo sausage and the sell-by date of organic yogurt.

nah mrs badger is small but perfectly formed. i hear yours has a face like a slapped arrs

@badradger said
nah mrs badger is small but perfectly formed. i hear yours has a face like a slapped arrs

You’ve “heard”?

I’m only making assumptions based on what you’ve posted in this forum yourself. You really should be more guarded if you intend to continue with your unimaginative disinhibited thumb-seeking.

@divegeester said
You’ve “heard”?

I’m only making assumptions based on what you’ve posted in this forum yourself. You really should be more guarded if you intend to continue with your unimaginative disinhibited thumb-seeking.

you shouldnt make any assumptions......especialy about a badger

@badradger said
you shouldnt make any assumptions......especialy about a badger

If it's a badger, I'm assuming it's a mustelid, and that it tends to live underground. If either of those are false, it's more likely to be a m00se.