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YEAH BOY

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Originally posted by Nowakowski
No boy. Your still wrong, your still corrected.


Can you even afford dental floss?


-GIN
How many polacks does it take to write a post or change a lite bulb?

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10. O-O

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Originally posted by YEAH BOY
How many polacks does it take to write a post or change a lite bulb?
None, we spit on you and you change it out of habit.

YEAH BOY

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Originally posted by Nowakowski
None, we spit on you and you change it out of habit.
How do stop the polish calvary? You turn off the carousel.

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10. O-O

Kalispell, MT

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Montana
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=glacier+national+park&gbv=2

these photos are of Glacier National park which is 21 miles from where i live. ( I'm there everyday in the summertime )
There is a small poem that really describes Montana:

When it’s springtime in Montana,
and the gentle breezes blow,
About seventy miles an hour
And it’s fifty-two below.
You can tell you’re in Montana
‘cause the snow’s up to your butt,
And you take a breath of springtime air
And your nose holes both freeze shut.

The weather here is wonderful,
So I guess I’ll hang around,
I could never leave Montana
My feet are frozen to the ground.

-GIN

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I might be movin' to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss Raisin' it up
Waxen it down
In a little white box
I can sell uptown
By myself I wouldn't
Have no boss,
But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Well I just might grow me some bees
But I'd leave the sweet stuff
For somebody else...
but then, on the other hand
I'd Keep the wax N' melt it down
Pluck some Floss N' swish it aroun'
I'd have me a crop
An' it'd be on top

(that's why I'M movin' to Montana)

Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon
(yes I am)
Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune
I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil Floss
That's growin' on the prairie
Pluckin' the floss!
I plucked all day an' all nite an' all Afternoon...
I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss
(His name is MIGHTY LITTLE)
He's a good hoss
Even though He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
Blanket on anyway
He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
Blanket on anyway
Any way I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil Floss
Even if you think it is a little silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks
I'm gonna find me a horse
Just about this big
An' ride him all along the border line
With a Pair of heavy-duty
Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
Every other wrangler would say
I was mighty grand
By myself I wouldn't
Have no boss
But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Well I might Ride along the border
With my tweezers gleamin'
In the moon-lighty night
And then I'd Get a cuppa cawfee
N' give my foot a push...
Just me 'n the pymgy pony
Over the Dennil Floss Bush
N' then I might just Jumb back on
An' ride Like a cowboy
Into the dawn to Montana
Movin' to Montana soon

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)

Movin' to Montana soon

FB
Great Big Stees

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Originally posted by Nowakowski
Montana
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=glacier+national+park&gbv=2

these photos are of Glacier National park which is 21 miles from where i live. ( I'm there everyday in the summertime )
There is a small poem that really describes Montana:

When it’s springtime in Montana,
and the gentle breezes blow,
About seventy miles an hour
And it ...[text shortened]... guess I’ll hang around,
I could never leave Montana
My feet are frozen to the ground.

-GIN
I went to my nephews wedding in Kalispell last August. Took a trip around the lake and everything. It was terrific. It was the first time I really got to spend any time there.
My nephew and his bride will be moving back there soon, I'm looking forward to visiting.

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Fast and Curious

slatington, pa, usa

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Certainly not a place for those weak of heart. But the people are the greatest!!!
As long as you are white...

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Great Big Stees

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Originally posted by sonhouse
As long as you are white...
That's an asinine statement. You have no idea of the people in Montana or the politics or policies of the state and quite likely any where else. I would include the state you currently live in. You sound like one of these yahoos who are constantly on their soapbox pulpit shouting your inane ideas and opinions to all who pass you by on the street, doing their best to ignore your ranting stupid ass.
Another thing, people like you who fling the racist word around so carelessly are wearing it out. It loses its punch and true meaning. It soon begins to sound like another 70's sitcom catchphrase.

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Originally posted by sonhouse
As long as you are white...
Just can't have anything, can they?

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Ajarn

Wat?

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
That's an asinine statement. You have no idea of the people in Montana or the politics or policies of the state and quite likely any where else. I would include the state you currently live in. You sound like one of these yahoos who are constantly on their soapbox pulpit shouting your inane ideas and opinions to all who pass you by on the street, doin ...[text shortened]... ses its punch and true meaning. It soon begins to sound like another 70's sitcom catchphrase.
Sorry to interrupt you Frank, but there's only room for one alleged, bigoted racist on this site! Apparently he sits where my arse is placed right now, according to the uninsulted gay clan 😉

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Originally posted by mikelom
Sorry to interrupt you Frank, but there's only room for one alleged, bigoted racist on this site! Apparently he sits where my arse is placed right now, according to the uninsulted gay clan 😉
Well, what the hell, Mike. Keep the seat warm for me. 😉

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Originally posted by slimjim
A couple of good winters in Montana and they'll move their behinds back. Or flood Texas in droves.
Did you hear about the floods in Texas?

gregsflat
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Hey don't they raise dental floss in Montana?

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Originally posted by gregsflat
Hey don't they raise dental floss in Montana?
That's news to me Greg 😞

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The So Fist

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Any native Montanans out there? Hometown: Roundup

Hope to hear from you.

FLB
"I would liked to have seen Montana"

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