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Originally posted by ivan2908
WTF ?
Grave-digging at this hour, ivan?

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No. This thread was already bumped but last post was showed to be in '05, hence the WTF question.

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I went once to Spain, and found a good grill-bar. Delicious things they had. A saw in the neighbouring table that they served some kind of meat balls, but it was solid meat. I asked the grill owner what it was and he explained that there was a bull fighting arena nearby, and when the bull lost, he also lost his testicles. Oh, I said, but tried it. It was quite somthing else! Next sunday I went there also and had the same dish and enjoyd the meal. And the next sunday as well.

The next time I went there I was served the same dish, but the balls was not that large, I thought it was a small bull, but it tasted good nevertheless. I asked the grill owner why they were so small today and he answered: "Today, the bull won."

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Originally posted by FabianFnas
I went once to Spain, and found a good grill-bar. Delicious things they had. A saw in the neighbouring table that they served some kind of meat balls, but it was not hashed meat. I asked the grill owner what it was and he explained that there was a bull fighting arena nearby, and when the bull lost, he also lost his testicles. Oh, I said, but tried it. It ...[text shortened]... . I asked the grill owner why they were so small today and he answered: "Today, the bull won."
😲

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Blobby's back??
Jesus not again, retro threads. 🙁

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Originally posted by FabianFnas
I went once to Spain, and found a good grill-bar. Delicious things they had. A saw in the neighbouring table that they served some kind of meat balls, but it was solid meat. I asked the grill owner what it was and he explained that there was a bull fighting arena nearby, and when the bull lost, he also lost his testicles. Oh, I said, but tried it. It was ...[text shortened]... . I asked the grill owner why they were so small today and he answered: "Today, the bull won."
😵 Boooo!

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
A woman was recently sentenced to 2 1/2 years in jail for ripping her former boyfriend's testicles off after he refused her sex. She hid them in her mouth to avoid them being retrieved but they finally were and someone handed them back to the victim saying, "These are yours"
The gal who posted this was hot. Thats all I got. 😞

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