Very good...although Washington state...not DC
That place is bad enough without having to live in it.
Ok...I will throw one in...although this has nothing to do with anyone
here...just something I wrote in the fourth grade for an English
assignment.
Mary had a little lamb
whose fleece was white as snow
And every where that Mary went
The lamb was sure to go
(obviously I copied that part...here was what I added)
But Mary saw the price of meat
Had risen...which didn't please her
Tonight she is having leg of lamb
The rest is in the freezer
Dave
(who knows more dirty limericks than anyone...but can't post them
here)
OK Dave here's one I've just written along the same theme....
Mary had a little lamb
She played with it at chess
It used a fancy gambit
And it got her in a mess
Mary wasn't happy
She liked to win of course
But things kept going badly
So she opened the mint sauce...
Rhymester
RHP (RedHotPoet)
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He thought that for his surname,
no rhyme could be found,
but if one has imagination
rhymes they do abound.
Self-satisfied I sit here,
thinking of Coach Schleimann,
and the day I beat him,
hitting "Rematch" and beamin'....
Painful, I know, but it was off the top of my head...
Tim
The Dark Squire