18 Dec 07
Originally posted by shavixmiracid reflux as far as i know. its like stomac acid back wash bringing nasty smells to the head..
What’s with this bad breath in the morning malarkey?
So you don’t eat garlic the night before. You don’t eat onions, beans or lentils.
You don’t drink alcohol, coffee, tea or cola. You don’t smoke. In fact: you have 2 ham sandwiches at 6pm and then drink water for the rest of the evening, until you toothpick, floss and brush your teeth for the advised ...[text shortened]... know is why, when you behave, you still wake up reeking out your mouth like a corpse in a swamp?
yuck!
18 Dec 07
Originally posted by shavixmirI can make it worse: sense of smell, like any sense, is relative. which means that when you don't smell anything weird in your own breath, and the girl's smells good, THAT's when you're breathing decomposing rhodent excrement fumes. you just can't smell it because your nose has adjusted to the pungent stench.
What’s with this bad breath in the morning malarkey?
So you don’t eat garlic the night before. You don’t eat onions, beans or lentils.
You don’t drink alcohol, coffee, tea or cola. You don’t smoke. In fact: you have 2 ham sandwiches at 6pm and then drink water for the rest of the evening, until you toothpick, floss and brush your teeth for the advised ...[text shortened]... know is why, when you behave, you still wake up reeking out your mouth like a corpse in a swamp?
so remember: when you kiss and the girls doesn't smell bad, you do!
18 Dec 07
Originally posted by wormwoodThat is actually a terrifying thought.
I can make it worse: sense of smell, like any sense, is relative. which means that when you don't smell anything weird in your own breath, and the girl's smells good, THAT's when you're breathing decomposing rhodent excrement fumes. you just can't smell it because your nose has adjusted to the pungent stench.
so remember: when you kiss and the girls doesn't smell bad, you do!
18 Dec 07
Originally posted by wormwoodSo what? It's under you. Use it, finish with it, get it out and then brush your teeth! 😏
I can make it worse: sense of smell, like any sense, is relative. which means that when you don't smell anything weird in your own breath, and the girl's smells good, THAT's when you're breathing decomposing rhodent excrement fumes. you just can't smell it because your nose has adjusted to the pungent stench.
so remember: when you kiss and the girls doesn't smell bad, you do!
18 Dec 07
Originally posted by shavixmirmaybe the spider was smarter than that, and just peed in your mouth.
What’s with this bad breath in the morning malarkey?
So you don’t eat garlic the night before. You don’t eat onions, beans or lentils.
You don’t drink alcohol, coffee, tea or cola. You don’t smoke. In fact: you have 2 ham sandwiches at 6pm and then drink water for the rest of the evening, until you toothpick, floss and brush your teeth for the advised ...[text shortened]... know is why, when you behave, you still wake up reeking out your mouth like a corpse in a swamp?