Most Disturbing Song Ever

Originally posted by shavixmir
I think anything sung by captain Kirk is scary though.

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Who would have sex with a man who wears a hat and shirt like that?

Tom Lehrer - "Cows with Guns"

Living in a Dairy farming area.. the very thought gives ya goosebumps.
Lyrics and tabs..

Am G Am

[Am]Fat and docile, big and dumb
They look so stupid, they aren't much fun
[G]Cows aren't [Am]fun


[Am]They eat to grow, grow to die
Die to be et at the hamburger fry
[G]Cows well [Am]done

[Am]Nobody thunk it, nobody knew
No one imagined the great cow guru
[G]Cows are [Am]one

[Am]He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal
He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
[G]Cow Tse [Am]Tongue

[Am]He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred
He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd
[G]Cow dol[Am]drums

[Am]He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die
Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high
[G]Bad cow [Am]pun

[Am]But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate
[G]Cows are [Am]bummed

[Am]He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy
No one suspected he was packing an Uzi
[G]Cows with [Am]guns

[Am]They came with a needle to stick in his thigh
He kicked for the groin, he pi'ssed in their eye
[G]Cow well [Am]hung

[Am]Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door
Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor
[G]Run cows [Am]run!

He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay
We are free roving bovines, we run free today

We will [F]fight for bovine [C]freedom
And [E]hold our large heads [Am]high
We will [F]run free with the [C]Buffalo, or [E]die
Cows with [Am]guns

[Am]They crashed the gate in a great stampede
Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed
[G]Cows have [Am]fun

[Am]Sixty police cars were piled in a heap
Covered in cow pies, covered up deep
[G]Much cow [Am]dung

Black smoke rising, darkening the day
Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way

We will [F]fight for bovine [C]freedom
And [E]hold our large heads [Am]high
We will [F]run free with the [C]Buffalo, or [E]die
Cows with [Am]guns

[Am]The President said "enough is enough
These uppity cattle, its time to get tough"
[G]Cow dung [Am]flung

[Am]The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief
Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef
[G]Cows on [Am]buns

[Am]The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed
They mooed their last moos,
they chewed their last hay
[G]Cows out[Am]gunned

The order was given to turn cows to whoppers
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers
Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers

We will [F]fight for bovine [C]freedom
And [E]hold our large heads [Am]high
We will [F]run free with the [C]Buffalo, or [E]die
Cows with [Am]guns
Cows with guns
Chooks in Chinooks

(added that last line... couldn't help that thought having worked at a chicken farm)

The original version of Jocko Homo by DEVO

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Originally posted by jackjones
the worst song is ,one eyed,one horned,purple people eater.

Originally posted by sonhouse
Hey watch it fella, that is one eyed, one horned, FLYIN' purple people eater.

Has anybody ever heard of a song named "come to daddy" by the Aphex Twin - that is a pretty twisted sound, and the video is just as crazy.

That Barney song is pretty scarier, too.

Originally posted by slappy115
That Barney song is pretty scarier, too.

Originally posted by Rapidfyre
Barney the Evil Bus Driver?

all songs by the eagles, and/or don henley/ any other member of that stupid band.

Originally posted by pawnfondler
all songs by the eagles, and/or don henley/ any other member of that stupid band.

dirty laundry

i wanna hold your hand....the beatles

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