14 May 05
Originally posted by Tirau DanMcLintock
Try this un youngens
"all the gold in the United States Treasury and all the harp music in heaven can't equal what happens between a man and a woman with all that growin' together."
"There's a game out there, and the stakes are high. And the guy who runs it figures the averages all day long and all night long. Once in a while he lets you steal a pot. But if you stay in the game long enough, you've got to lose. And once you've lost there's no way back, no way at all."
a bonus t.v. show quote
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha"
17 May 05
Originally posted by NyxieJohnny Got His Gun
McLintock
"There's a game out there, and the stakes are high. And the guy who runs it figures the averages all day long and all night long. Once in a while he lets you steal a pot. But if you stay in the game long enough, you've got to lose. And once you've lost there's no way back, no way at all."
a bonus t.v. show quote
"So she says to ...[text shortened]... EAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha"
"Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator."
17 May 05
Originally posted by Shanshu311One of the only funny lines in Mallrats.
Johnny Got His Gun
"Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator."
"Melodrama coming from you is about as natural as an oral bowel movement."
17 May 05
Originally posted by sasquatch672My favorite quote from that same movie at around the same part:
"You owe me six thousand dollars and a Cadillac. What are you going to do about it?
What?
You owe me six thousand dollars and a Cadillac. What are you going to do about it - asshole."
Roma (to Williamson): "You ****ing child, you ****ing **nt. Who the **** to you you could work with men?"
17 May 05
Originally posted by sasquatch672Thank you, thank you. Did you know that the Alec Baldwin part was written in for the movie and not the original stageplay?
Way to go Joey. What a great scene that is. One of the best in any movie, ever.
I have actually performed Roma's monologue in a storefront theater along time ago. In Orange County, CA it was not well received 😛
17 May 05
Originally posted by sasquatch672LOL, I guess kind of in retrospect. I thought I was an actor but hey I was twenty-something. I didn't really get the material when going through it. Still at least it was a little gutsier than the crap the other people did like Neil Simon.
Was this an impromptu recitation, an adaptation perhaps, life imitating art?