Mustache Maintenance

@the-pickled-walrus said
I shaved 😔

@ghost-of-a-duke said
That would have been my advice.

Moustaches only work on Tom Selleck and Salvador Dali.

@neilarini said
And Nietzcshe.

@the-pickled-walrus said
I shaved 😔

@ghost-of-a-duke said
That would have been my advice.

Moustaches only work on Tom Selleck and Salvador Dali.

Now listen very carefully. There are only five valid reasons why a chap would grow a moustache. One. He has some irregularity with his upper lip which he wishes to conceal. Two. The girl he has been infatuated with since puberty has an inexplicable fetish for male facial hair and will not date anybody lacking such an appendage. Three. Despite being forty-eight he has the face of a fourteen-year-old and desperately wants to be taken seriously at the approaching job interview. Four. He has invented a time machine and is going back to the 1970s. Five. He is quite mad.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Now listen very carefully. There are only five valid reasons why a chap would grow a moustache. One. He has some irregularity with his upper lip which he wishes to conceal. Two. The girl he has been infatuated with since puberty has an inexplicable fetish for male facial hair and will not date anybody lacking such an appendage. Three. Despite being forty-eight he has ...[text shortened]... terview. Four. He has invented a time machine and is going back to the 1970s. Five. He is quite mad.

@caesar-salad said
#1. Stop eating.
#2. Not as relevant as moustache wax if you intend to grow it out (someone else will have to suggest reputable brands).
#3. At least trim the stragglies along the bottom edge.
#4. Answer rudeness with politeness, while also keeping in mind the laws regarding assault and battery.
#5. Maybe watch some westerns or start collecting Marlboro Man ads (chec ...[text shortened]... . $1000/hour. $5000/hour to refrain from singing.
#10. Get rid of the mirror.

Hoping this helps!

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
That would have been my advice.

Moustaches only work on Tom Selleck and Salvador Dali.

@Hells-Caretaker

Rusty doesn't believe this pic is me lol
**slaps Rusty on the ass**

"Hey sailor 😉"

@the-pickled-walrus said
@Hells-Caretaker

Rusty doesn't believe this pic is me lol
**slaps Rusty on the ass**

"Hey sailor 😉"

Touche

@wolfe63 said
You look better in a tusk.

@the-pickled-walrus said
I'll put that pic back in a minute.
I want Rusty to see my manliness all day today.

@the-pickled-walrus said
I was joking...I didn't shave.
You don't think I can rock the stache?
Be honest.