Originally posted by Daemon SinExcellent!
Only a few these days, it's been tricky since the restraining orders came into effect. π
Currently, I enjoy leafing through my local paper and responding to "Room to Let" adverts. When I'm at the premises viewing the room, I politely ask to use the bathroom. After locking the door I unscrew the caps of any nearby shampoo bottles, urinate inside them, ...[text shortened]... able toothbrushes. After that I tell them the room isn't suitable and I'm on my merry way!