Objects in mirror...

Originally posted by @moonbus
brown-eyed, bandy-legged, snot-nosed ...

...purple people eater.

He who hesitates...

Originally posted by @js357
...purple people eater.

He who hesitates...

...gets passed over.

Look! Up in the air...

Originally posted by @wolfe63
...gets passed over.

Look! Up in the air...

... Ha! Made you look!

If redness or swelling occurs...

Originally posted by @wolfe63
...pit-bull right here!

A stitch in time...

... is better than a paper clip.

When all else fails...

Originally posted by @lemon-lime
... is better than a paper clip.

When all else fails...

give up.
Every time I try to make a pie...

Originally posted by @karoly-aczel
give up.
Every time I try to make a pie...

.. I wish I had listened to my mother when she said ....

Originally posted by @moonbus
.. I wish I had listened to my mother when she said ....

What did I tell you...?

Life is a box...

Originally posted by @torunn
What did I tell you...?

Life is a box...

...full of nuts and bolts.

Bring on the...

Originally posted by @wolfe63
...full of nuts and bolts.

Bring on the...

..next act.

Tis better to...

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
..next act.

Tis better to...

...have loved and won...

Originally posted by @js357
...have loved and won...

...on several occasions.

Why am I...

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
...on several occasions.

Why am I...

... here when I could be...

Originally posted by @lemon-lime
... here when I could be...

...watching the corn grow.

The love you take is...

Originally posted by @wolfe63
...watching the corn grow.

The love you take is...

...all you get.

Grant me the serenity to...

Originally posted by @js357
...all you get.

Grant me the serenity to...

...accept the things which seem deranged.

Don't count your...