Originally posted by @wolfe63...try number two.
...a sock and a shoelace.
If one has nothing good to say...
The fruit does not fall far...
Originally posted by @great-big-stees...from the high chair.
...try number two.
The fruit does not fall far...
You win some, and...
Originally posted by @moonbus...anything, period.
... then you die.
This establishment is not liable for ...
In the kingdom of the blind, the one eyed man is...
Originally posted by @great-big-stees... probably deaf, too.
...anything, period.
In the kingdom of the blind, the one eyed man is...
Jokers to left of me, jokers to the right, ...
Originally posted by @moonbus..."Where am I anyway, a Jesters convention?"
... probably deaf, too.
Jokers to left of me, jokers to the right, ...
Love makes the world...
Originally posted by @great-big-stees...a confusing place for heartless aliens.
..."Where am I anyway, a Jesters convention?"
Love makes the world...
The answer to the ultimate question is...
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke... "I'll have to think about it."
...a confusing place for heartless aliens.
The answer to the ultimate question is...
I'll get around to it when ...
Originally posted by @mudfinger...quit pickin yer nose in public?
...gets dizzy.
Why can’t you...
ALWAYS wear clean...
Originally posted by @mudfinger..dollar, and that's too much.
...dentures
Let us tip one...
Those who sleep with dogs will rise...
Originally posted by @great-big-stees...very well rested.
..dollar, and that's too much.
Those who sleep with dogs will rise...
Is the glass half full or...