Objects in mirror...

Originally posted by @moonbus
... I swear, I'd make totally different mistakes.

Keep out of the reach of ...

...fish.

Would you rather drive to work...

Originally posted by @mudfinger
...fish.

Would you rather drive to work...

....or not bother.

I'm not a pheasant plucker
I'm a pheasant pluckers' son,
And I'm only plucking pheasants
'Til....

Originally posted by @indonesia-phil
....or not bother.

I'm not a pheasant plucker
I'm a pheasant pluckers' son,
And I'm only plucking pheasants
'Til....

...the flucking pleasants run!

Do unto others, then...

Originally posted by @wolfe63
...the flucking pleasants run!

Do unto others, then...

...do it again.

It never rains it...

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
...do it again.

It never rains it...

... is just swelteringly hot.

Come one, come...

Originally posted by @wolfe63
... is just swelteringly hot.

Come one, come...

all ye faithful

Originally posted by @the-gravedigger
all ye faithful

... till the cows come home.

Not all that glitters is ...

Originally posted by @moonbus
... till the cows come home.

Not all that glitters is ...

...speculatly reflective.

The angle of incidence...

Originally posted by @shallow-blue
...speculatly reflective.

The angle of incidence...

...has no "co-sign"ificance.

His comeuppance is long...

Originally posted by @wolfe63
...has no "co-sign"ificance.

His comeuppance is long...

... underdone.

Do not operate heavy machinery under the influence of ...

Originally posted by @moonbus
... underdone.

Do not operate heavy machinery under the influence of ...

...of some "hot tamale".

Did you just say...

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
...of some "hot tamale".

Did you just say...

..."I'll buy a round for the house"?

She/he has a nice...

Originally posted by @mudfinger
..."I'll buy a round for the house"?

She/he has a nice...

...looking parakeet.

Grabbing hands, grab all...

@wolfe63 said
...looking parakeet.

Grabbing hands, grab all...

...they can. Everything counts in large amounts. 😛

(Just bumping a favorite)

T'was the night before...

@wolfe63 said
...they can. Everything counts in large amounts. 😛

(Just bumping a favorite)

T'was the night before...

..I did that.

Let bygones be...