Objects in mirror...

@wolfe63 said
... gonna bottle greased lightning.

Excessive strain may induce...

some to enter the medical field.

I once saw...

@great-big-stees said
some to enter the medical field.

I once saw...

...and when my sawing was done i took a nap.

if yer friend jumps off a bridge...

@rookie54 said
...and when my sawing was done i took a nap.

if yer friend jumps off a bridge...

dial 911.

Let the wind blow high...

@great-big-stees said
dial 911.

Let the wind blow high...

...and carry you home.

Invest all your money...

@ghost-of-a-duke said
...and carry you home.

Invest all your money...

in my numbered Swiss account.

For a mere 1200 pounds, the Ghost will ....

@moonbus said
in my numbered Swiss account.

For a mere 1200 pounds, the Ghost will ....

... spirit you away to ethereal realms.

Don't drink the...

@wolfe63 said
... spirit you away to ethereal realms.

Don't drink the...

afternoon tea before lunch.

Try to remember...

@torunn said
afternoon tea before lunch.

Try to remember...

.... uh, what was the question again?

Keep out of the reach of ...

@moonbus said
.... uh, what was the question again?

Keep out of the reach of ...

... squirrels. The doves are hungry too.

Our return policy requires...

@wolfe63 said
... squirrels. The doves are hungry too.

Our return policy requires...

...a signature from the Queen.


If I ruled the world...

@ghost-of-a-duke said
...a signature from the Queen.


If I ruled the world...

... sweet holy hell inna handbasket.

i'm so frightened of that last one i want to...

@rookie54 said
... sweet holy hell inna handbasket.

i'm so frightened of that last one i want to...

write a cheque for 1200 pounds for Ghost to find a quick and dirty ...

@moonbus said
write a cheque for 1200 pounds for Ghost to find a quick and dirty ...

...Lamborghini.

In his inside pocket, Moonbus always carries...

@ghost-of-a-duke said
...Lamborghini.

In his inside pocket, Moonbus always carries...

Goad's conscience -- or whatever is left of it.

This time, like all times, is ...