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This person is not representative of the Finnish humor and easygoing-ness.

I repeat, this person is not representative of the Finnish humor and easygoing-ness.

We are currently collecting signatures to expel him from the country.

I repeat, we are currently collecting signatures to expel him from the country.

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Originally posted by Seitse
This person is not representative of the Finnish humor and easygoing-ness.

I repeat, this person is not representative of the Finnish humor and easygoing-ness.

We are currently collecting signatures to expel him from the country.

I repeat, we are currently collecting signatures to expel him from the country.
Dont worry...I'll leave the real Finland (land of thousands lakes etc.) soon and move to Helsinki (land of thousands drug addicts). Then we can do what people living in Helsinki do the best: get drunk and fight.

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Originally posted by Jusuh
Dont worry...I'll leave the real Finland (land of thousands lakes etc.) soon and move to Helsinki (land of thousands drug addicts). Then we can do what people living in Helsinki do the best: get drunk and fight.
Sounds great!

See you in Kallio!

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Originally posted by Jusuh
Dont worry...I'll leave the real Finland (land of thousands lakes etc.) soon and move to Helsinki (land of thousands drug addicts). Then we can do what people living in Helsinki do the best: get drunk and fight.
sorry, no fighting in the big cities, only the small ones. I haven't seen a single fight yet during my eight years in helsinki. I grew up in a small town of 8000 people, and the norm was that during a night in bar at least once someone tried to pick up a fight with you. and those were your friends.

people here are just big sissies.

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Originally posted by wormwood
sorry, no fighting in the big cities, only the small ones. I haven't seen a single fight yet during my eight years in helsinki. I grew up in a small town of 8000 people, and the norm was that during a night in bar at least once someone tried to pick up a fight with you. and those were your friends.

people here are just big sissies.
PM your address. I'm going there to kick your butt, village boy 😠

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I've seen quite some sparkles of fighting in the bars in Kallio (my
zone), but overall no real fighting happening. In two of those sparkles
I was involved, but rapidly I finished the threat by starting to yell in
Spanish, angrily. The guys just faded away, confused.

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Originally posted by Seitse
PM your address. I'm going there to kick your butt, village boy 😠

😛

I've seen quite some sparkles of fighting in the bars in Kallio (my
zone), but overall no real fighting happening. In two of those sparkles
I was involved, but rapidly I finished the threat by starting to yell in
Spanish, angrily. The guys just faded away, confused.
that's actually the best way to get the 'tough guys' to back off. just throw gasoline into the fire, show no fear and they almost always back down. especially if they hit you, just crank the insults up 2x. that kind of guys only beat up people who pose no threat to them. like women, children and skinny pacifists.


doesn't work with druggies though... or the really dangerous types, who don't need to show anybody anything. they'll just waste you if need be.

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Originally posted by wormwood
sorry, no fighting in the big cities, only the small ones. I haven't seen a single fight yet during my eight years in helsinki. I grew up in a small town of 8000 people, and the norm was that during a night in bar at least once someone tried to pick up a fight with you. and those were your friends.

people here are just big sissies.
I think I'll move to Tampere then. Tampere rocks.

Naah I can't. I'm too committed to Helsinki.

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Originally posted by Jusuh
I think I'll move to Tampere then. Tampere rocks.
I saw one fight in tampere when I used to live there. a middle-aged businessman roughed up his woman holding a knife. we called the cops from 'ohranjyvä' pub and they took the idiot away. other than that, nothing. well, a couple of times some skinheads tried some funny stuff, but they realized I was quite a lot bigger and backed down. those are another bunch of sissies who only act tough when they outnumber you.

tampere was very nice, nicer than helsinki I think.

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lol, one of my brothers in law lives in Tampere, and we had to back him up months ago to pay the dental service of a guy he simple knocked out in a bar fight.

It was 4,200 eur including the fine and the new teeth, lol

Tampere people are way friendlier, IME.

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Originally posted by Palynka
mad - bad
harm - charm
dense - sense
rage - cage
...

4th grade poetry or Scribbles rap lyrics. I just can't decide.
you left out

jump - chump
dead - head
beat - meat

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
you left out

jump - chump
dead - head
beat - meat
No, I didn't it. I included it in the quote.

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Originally posted by Palynka
No, I didn't it. I included it in the quote.
Look at it again...those were new and just for you.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
OMG this is too frickin funny 😵
Love your skull picture by the way man.....

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Look at it again...those were new and just for you.
I included them just after Originally posted by.

I REALLY have to explain everything here... 😞

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Originally posted by Palynka
I included them just after Originally posted by.

I REALLY have to explain everything here... 😞
I REALLY REALLY hate explaining it twice to you. Look at the poem and look at the word pairings I offered back to you. They WERE NOT in the poem, and they WERE NOT in your snippy response. Re-read the entire thread and write me a 500 word essay on the art of being thorough and I will call it good.

For your aid, I have RE-POSTED the special pairing that were just for you.

jump - chump
dead - head
beat - meat

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