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I had a dream last night where I was on the highway and a drunk driver came out of nowhere going across the highway at full speed and crashed into the dividing barrier head-on. It was pretty scary. Don't be that guy.

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Originally posted by Starrman
I'll call you an @rsehole if you're driving with reduced motor neurone control. Whether you got home safe or not in the past is utterly immaterial, one of these days you'll cause an accident and its only that one time that matters.

You try telling my mate Simon, who lost his sister in a drink driving accident, that I'm being a drama queen and I guarantee he'll want to beat you to a pulp.
For the record, you look like Pee Wee Herman with down syndrome.

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I must agree driving while sleep deprived is like drink driving.

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Originally posted by tmetzler
The best part is the hallucinations you'll start to get on the second day. Oh yeah, those are the best....

--tmetzler
What's your best lack-of-sleep-induced hallucination. I usually hallucinate smells like cooking fish or pizza. My roommate once thought there was a squad of green berets outside trying to kill him. That was after 4 days with two catnaps though, not just 2 days.

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Originally posted by seraphimvulture
For the record, you look like Pee Wee Herman with down syndrome.
Are you sure you're old enough to have a driving licence?

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Originally posted by Starrman
Are you sure you're old enough to have a driving licence?
He must have been baring his soul before he dies.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Are you sure you're old enough to have a driving licence?
Plenty. Not that I have to defend my driving skill to someone who doesn't even drive, but I gotta say I'm probably one of the safest nineteen year old drivers you'll ever meet. It's a 5 minute drive, it's right down the street, I feel fine, I'm functioning fine, I can type, typing now, all is well, so stop freaking out.

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Originally posted by Coconut
He must have been baring his soul before he dies.
Why are you even commenting?

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Originally posted by seraphimvulture
Plenty. Not that I have to defend my driving skill to someone who doesn't even drive, but I gotta say I'm probably one of the safest nineteen year old drivers you'll ever meet. It's a 5 minute drive, it's right down the street, I feel fine, I'm functioning fine, I can type, typing now, all is well, so stop freaking out.
What worries me is that you don't even think it's an issue that requires concern.

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Originally posted by Starrman
What worries me is that you don't even think it's an issue that requires concern.
Right, well it was nice knowing you, I'm off to work. If anyone would like a pet Yorkie, then please come to my home here in South Florida. His name is Vinnie. Or a female python, her name is Basil. I have a very good-sized DVD and CD collection that you can sell to pay for the funeral... or, well, actually, throw all the DVDs in a garbage bag and bury 'em with me, if there's anything left. And a DVD player. And a Sony plasma t.v.... and root beer.


-Kev

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Originally posted by Starrman
What worries me is that you don't even think it's an issue that requires concern.
What worries me, what worries me, what worries me.

Your like a worried wort

Worrie
Worrie Worrie Worrie

Worrie😕

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How about 1,000 plastic army men to protect your soul and serve you in the afterlife.

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Originally posted by seraphimvulture
Right, well it was nice knowing you, I'm off to work. If anyone would like a pet Yorkie, then please come to my home here in South Florida. His name is Vinnie. Or a female python, her name is Basil. I have a very good-sized DVD and CD collection that you can sell to pay for the funeral... or, well, actually, throw all the DVDs in a garbage bag and b ...[text shortened]... if there's anything left. And a DVD player. And a Sony plasma t.v.... and root beer.


-Kev
You're more likely to kill somebody than yourself.. rather selfish of you to only think about yourself. In a car you have some protection, people you could crash into arn't so lucky.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Shut the fuck up dipshit.
oh yer

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