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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Just found a yeti in my garden shed.

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What does your garden shed have that other garden sheds don't, that would attract a yeti?

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Originally posted by josephw
What does your garden shed have that other garden sheds don't, that would attract a yeti?
He already told you.
A Jacuzzi.

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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Am I sure there is a yeti in my shed?!
Man up, pansy. Take some pics and share them. You got nothing, so shut up.

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Originally posted by apathist
Man up, pansy. Take some pics and share them. You got nothing, so shut up.
You know, you're about as pleasant as Robbie Carrobie, which isn't saying much.

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cuz men take pictures. I wonder what women do, but that line of thinking is not productive.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
You know, you're about as pleasant as Robbie Carrobie, which isn't saying much.
True story. I don't want to be mad at you. I like people who are honest.

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Originally posted by apathist
Man up, pansy. Take some pics and share them. You got nothing, so shut up.
I suspect that yetis do not show up on recording devices.
Much like unicorns.

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Originally posted by apathist
Man up, pansy. Take some pics and share them. You got nothing, so shut up.
And the April fool prize goes to...

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Originally posted by wolfgang59
I suspect that yetis do not show up on recording devices.
Much like unicorns.
Ah you believe in unicorns.

Can I interest you sir in a hypothetical Jacuzzi? (Comes with its very own hypothetical yeti).

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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Ah you believe in unicorns.

Can I interest you sir in a hypothetical Jacuzzi? (Comes with its very own hypothetical yeti).
No thanks.
I can just ask the missus to not shave for a month and jump in the hot tub.

... however a 4 bedroom shed ....

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Originally posted by Suzianne
You know, you're about as pleasant as Robbie Carrobie, which isn't saying much.
Nurse Suzzi Ratched doesn't like her narrative being challenged. You might have emasculated Ghost of a Duke but you'll never git me!

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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Just found a yeti in my garden shed.

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Was your Yeti friend named Hillary by any chance? Was she accompanied by a gangly fellow answering to the name of Bill?

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
Was your Yeti friend named Hillary by any chance? Was she accompanied by a gangly fellow answering to the name of Bill?
If Robbie was a Bigfoot,
he'd make an awful yeti,
the fellow is abominable,
and also very sweaty.

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and his real name is Betty

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Originally posted by Captain Strange
A hairy monster or a Volkswagen SUV
Maybe a Volkswagen Jetta! 😀

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