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One of my creatures died :(

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Originally posted by pparrish
An angel fish, (female) has passed on.
I am going to bury her and the shat out Virgin Mary at the same time.

IATMOMPATF

but not raising them form the dead.
HOORRAY!!

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Fish make the best pets. You don't have to walk them, play with them, clean up their bodily waste, or train them. And long before you get tired of them, they die!

Yep

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
How exactly were you planning to 'shat out' the Virgin Mary? It sounds painful.
see other post "I did a #2 that looks like Virgin Mary"

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Fish make the best pets. You don't have to walk them, play with them, clean up their bodily waste, or train them. And long before you get tired of them, they die!

Yep
Are you saying a fish can bring you joy for that long?


Are you like these guys?

http://neistat.com/

(Click on MOVIES and then the goldfish.)

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Originally posted by pparrish
An angel fish, (female) has passed on.
I am going to bury her and the shat out Virgin Mary at the same time.

IATMOMPATF

but not raising them form the dead.
POOR BABY!!! :'( But tell me, how did you know it was a female???

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Bluedick has a good head on his shoulders.


Dead fish? Just flush the mother away, then get on with life.
Dr. Bowmann.....How cold and callous!

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Originally posted by TRAINS44
Dr. Bowmann.....How cold and callous!
Why, thank you so much Mr TRAINS44.

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My 2 year old sister killed my mom's whole tankful of fish by feeding it the whole box of food in one setting

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Originally posted by flyUnity
My 2 year old sister killed my mom's whole tankful of fish by feeding it the whole box of food in one setting
I killed a whole 55 gal tank when I was two . I heard my dad say he didn't have time to feed them , so I helped by dumping a whole bowl of oatmeal (complete with milk and sugar) into the tank . Ever see a fish try to breath oatmeal ?

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Why, thank you so much Mr TRAINS44.
No heart, no heart. 🙁

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Originally posted by arrakis
POOR BABY!!! :'( But tell me, how did you know it was a female???
She was a prolific egg layer.

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Originally posted by pparrish
She was a prolific egg layer.
Did you ever scramble them up for breakfast? Spread them on a cracker maybe?

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
How exactly were you planning to 'shat out' the Virgin Mary? It sounds painful.
you missed another thread. Don't ask.

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I remember when I was a boy my dad gave the goldfish too much food and it jumped out of the bowl, it was lying dead on the carpet when we got up in the morning.

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Originally posted by helden
I remember when I was a boy my dad gave the goldfish too much food and it jumped out of the bowl, it was lying dead on the carpet when we got up in the morning.
Shame.

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