01 Aug 08
Originally posted by TyrannosauruschexPretty funny 🙂
I had this good joke too.
You know hoe some girls are ONLY after the free drink, and wany nothing else. I had a great way to get my retalliation in first.
Step 1: Ask them "what are you drinking"
Stap 2: Invite them to the bar and order this drink
Step 3: Down the drink as fast as possible then say something like "oh, I didnt like that, I wouldnt have that stuff again if I were you"
Don't feel bad about giving a girl a free drink. Think of it as investment in advertising. If she likes you, even though she's not interested, if she likes you as a person and thinks you'd treat a lady right, she'll hook you up if the opportunity presents itself with her friends...or at least talk you up.
01 Aug 08
Originally posted by TyrannosauruschexForget the ring. Just sit in the corner and lick your eyebrows.
Yeah but it is like the signal to get them near me in the first place. I thought if I sat in a corner and carressed the ring it would especially draw attention to it and, therefore, more girls.
Works for me 😛
02 Aug 08
Originally posted by TyrannosauruschexIf it's in a place where you hang out word will get out. Even if that group of girls never comes back, other females who hang out there saw it. And if you buy three girls from different groups drinks, they're not all going to never be seen again.
yeah but most of them I will never see again. If it was someone from work or some such, then I might consider the investment angle but just random flirters using their good looks and nice tits to impress guys deserve to be rejected once in a while
Make a particular bar your hangout and let the staff and regulars know you're after the ladies. One of the biggest problems in getting chicks is not impressing the girls you like but finding the ones who are hot and at the right time of their life and of the month to show you a good time...and they're out there. Every girl has a cycle, and at a certain point she's horny during it. Every girl breaks up with guys and wants to have a hot screw to get the last guy out of her mind (well, most girls I'd be interested in anyway).
This is why it's good to be a gentleman and flirtatious with girls who have boyfriends or don't seem that interested. Because in a week or two, or six months down the line, she might throw herself at you based on the way you've been treating her.
It's happened to me. Multiple times. Really good looking women too.
02 Aug 08
Originally posted by TyrannosauruschexYou will have to buy the girl a ring if want her to be with you. Buying yourself a ring will not do what you want it to do.
I bought myself a quite nice new ring yesterday - it is silver and in the shape of a coiled dragon.
I also had a great idea, if I wear it on the wedding ring finger I should attract some dirty girls who want me to cheat on my wife, but the joke would be on them - I am not married!!
The only trouble is - I dont know which finger is the wedding ring one. Can somebody help me with my plight?
02 Aug 08
Originally posted by TyrannosauruschexSTDs
I got loads of girls this time. I think maybe it really was the power of the ring that attracted them...also I was pretty wasted so I was feeling extra brave - that helped make me make the first move.
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02 Aug 08
Originally posted by TyrannosauruschexThe thumb.
I bought myself a quite nice new ring yesterday - it is silver and in the shape of a coiled dragon.
I also had a great idea, if I wear it on the wedding ring finger I should attract some dirty girls who want me to cheat on my wife, but the joke would be on them - I am not married!!
The only trouble is - I dont know which finger is the wedding ring one. Can somebody help me with my plight?
Those are the fingers removed when one gets married, so wear a wedding band as such.
Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
- Ambrose Bierce