Outrageous things you've heard people say

"We have too much freedom!"

"Is 'bastard' a legitimate word?"

I took a defensive driving course and the instructor (a Texas state trooper) told the class that that legal intoxication was a blood alcohol level of 10%. Of course I raised my handed and corrected him. The actual level is 0.1% to be considered drunk and 0.35% is comatose.
He told me I was wrong and several others in the class agreed with him. 🙄

Originally posted by caissad4
I took a defensive driving course and the instructor (a Texas state trooper) told the class that that legal intoxication was a blood alcohol level of 10%. Of course I raised my handed and corrected him. The actual level is 0.1% to be considered drunk and 0.35% is comatose.
He told me I was wrong and several others in the class agreed with him. 🙄

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
Once asked a lady that i was doing work for in her home when she was due to give birth, she explained that she was not pregnant but had stomach cancer, met her husband a few months later crying while sitting on his doorstep. Ouch.

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
One of my bosses was called Jean.

One day I passed her in the corridor and said: Hi, Jean.


( Hygiene ) 😞

"i'm educated, and i'm no fool!"

"I have a Bachelors/Masters/PHD in (insert anything) but no job."





Welcome to the world.

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
you have a lady boss? dude, please, be reasonable.

Originally posted by caissad4
I took a defensive driving course and the instructor (a Texas state trooper) told the class that that legal intoxication was a blood alcohol level of 10%. Of course I raised my handed and corrected him. The actual level is 0.1% to be considered drunk and 0.35% is comatose.
He told me I was wrong and several others in the class agreed with him. 🙄

Originally posted by Suzianne
😠

"I'm not addicted to Red Hot Pawn."

You're a real tool. And I don't mean a Snap-On, or Mac or even a Craftsman. You're more like a Globemaster or a Millers Falls. You're the two dollar tool near the checkout at AutoZone.

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
You're a real tool. And I don't mean a Snap-On, or Mac or even a Craftsman. You're more like a Globemaster or a Millers Falls. You're the two dollar tool near the checkout at AutoZone.