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"We have too much freedom!"

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"Is 'bastard' a legitimate word?"


I took a defensive driving course and the instructor (a Texas state trooper) told the class that that legal intoxication was a blood alcohol level of 10%. Of course I raised my handed and corrected him. The actual level is 0.1% to be considered drunk and 0.35% is comatose.
He told me I was wrong and several others in the class agreed with him. 🙄

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Originally posted by caissad4
I took a defensive driving course and the instructor (a Texas state trooper) told the class that that legal intoxication was a blood alcohol level of 10%. Of course I raised my handed and corrected him. The actual level is 0.1% to be considered drunk and 0.35% is comatose.
He told me I was wrong and several others in the class agreed with him. 🙄
Once asked a lady that i was doing work for in her home when she was due to give birth, she explained that she was not pregnant but had stomach cancer, met her husband a few months later crying while sitting on his doorstep. Ouch.

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
Once asked a lady that i was doing work for in her home when she was due to give birth, she explained that she was not pregnant but had stomach cancer, met her husband a few months later crying while sitting on his doorstep. Ouch.
One of my bosses was called Jean.

One day I passed her in the corridor and said: Hi, Jean.


( Hygiene ) 😞

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Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
One of my bosses was called Jean.

One day I passed her in the corridor and said: Hi, Jean.


( Hygiene ) 😞
you have a lady boss? dude, please, be reasonable.

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"i'm educated, and i'm no fool!"

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"I have a Bachelors/Masters/PHD in (insert anything) but no job."





Welcome to the world.

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
you have a lady boss? dude, please, be reasonable.
😠

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Originally posted by caissad4
I took a defensive driving course and the instructor (a Texas state trooper) told the class that that legal intoxication was a blood alcohol level of 10%. Of course I raised my handed and corrected him. The actual level is 0.1% to be considered drunk and 0.35% is comatose.
He told me I was wrong and several others in the class agreed with him. 🙄
Heh, in my state we all know it's 0.08 for our limit because we love driving drunk.


Originally posted by Suzianne
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You have to cut Robbie some slack. He was cryogenically frozen for 300 years and is still getting accustomed to the society now.

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"I'm not addicted to Red Hot Pawn."

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You're a real tool. And I don't mean a Snap-On, or Mac or even a Craftsman. You're more like a Globemaster or a Millers Falls. You're the two dollar tool near the checkout at AutoZone.

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
You're a real tool. And I don't mean a Snap-On, or Mac or even a Craftsman. You're more like a Globemaster or a Millers Falls. You're the two dollar tool near the checkout at AutoZone.
Hate walking into an opponent's preparation! 😵

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