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@ghost-of-a-duke said
Don't butchers wear those special chainmail gloves?
Sighs....'Silly goad'!!!

-VR

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
Don't butchers wear those special chainmail gloves?
This butcher started his trade in the 1920’s so didn’t have them then.


@drewnogal said
I had a very mature butcher whose hands I could not take my eyes off. They had the most horrific deep knife scars.
Matured for 28 days on the bone I hope.


@fmf said
Kate Middleton's unusual fingers

https://tinyurl.com/y7a4ga3f

Go on then, what have you found that people can't stop looking at?
Porn on the interweb.


@captain-strange said
Matured for 28 days on the bone I hope.
Aargh ...owch! Thoughts of a bone deep cut gives me a shiver in my gut.
Sliced my finger along with the turkey while using a new Kitchen Devil over Christmas.

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@drewnogal said
Aargh ...owch! Thoughts of a bone deep cut gives me a shiver in my gut.
Sliced my finger along with the turkey while using a new Kitchen Devil over Christmas.
Now you are giving me the shivers.
Did your finger need stitches ?

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@Captain-Strange
Fortunately not and no blood on the turkey either. 😕

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@drewnogal said
@Captain-Strange
Fortunately not and no blood on the turkey either. 😕
It's just that it won't stop bleeding...

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@very-rusty said
Have you completely lost it?

-VR
What, my eggs? No, they're still in the fridge. Three of them at the moment.

Had Canuckia lost its grasp of irony?

Ah.... no. Canada doesn't exist, of course. It's just a ruse by the Soviet lizards to allow them to creep up to northern America unseen.

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@shallow-blue said

Ah.... no. Canada doesn't exist, of course. It's just a ruse by the Soviet lizards to allow them to creep up to northern America unseen.
More goes on in the background that never makes the news than many of us are aware of I am sure.

Who knows, you might even be close to the truth!!!

-VR

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@torunn said
It's just that it won't stop bleeding...
I wrapped it in tissue and clingfilm so I could continue preparing our dinner.
I’m the only one allowed to use this vicious knife from now on.
It has the sharpness to amputate.


@drewnogal said
I wrapped it in tissue and clingfilm so I could continue preparing our dinner.
I’m the only one allowed to use this vicious knife from now on.
It has the sharpness to amputate.
I would think after that knife accident you wouldn't be allowed to touch it again!!! 😉

It could have been worst, you were lucky!!!

-VR

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@very-rusty said
I would think after that knife accident you wouldn't be allowed to touch it again!!! 😉

It could have been worst, you were lucky!!!

-VR
worse

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@suzianne said
worse
I just got confused over that in my 3 things thread.
First I chose worse than replaced it with worst?

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@shallow-blue said
Ah, but Ickyness is infectious! She's had a lizardling with Prince William, and that's turned her into a lizard as well.

Or maybe the lizards only breed with eachother, and theres a breeding pool living among us "real" human beings and we don't notice them until it's too late or David tells us. I dunno, it's complicated.

They drink our blood, you know. And steal our eggs.
Be careful what you say SB.

They are watching !

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