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I'm going to have a bagel this weekend attending the National Bagel Congress, which is being held at the Motel 6 in the seedy part of town.

1) The name of a deli I can get locks.

2) The name of a sports bar, so I can tell everyone there they know nothing about sports, and I can get my ass kicked.

Walking distance from a hospital is preferable. Go take a flying leap in advance.

Originally posted by Ice Cold
I'm going to have a bagel this weekend attending the National Bagel Congress, which is being held at the Motel 6 in the seedy part of town.

1) The name of a deli I can get locks.

2) The name of a sports bar, so I can tell everyone there they know nothing about sports, and I can get my ass kicked.

Walking distance from a hospital is preferable. Go take a flying leap in advance.

Originally posted by Ice Cold
1) The name of a deli I can get locks.

Originally posted by Suzianne
It's spelled lox.

Originally posted by Suzianne
It's spelled lox.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
He's such a goy.

Originally posted by Ice Cold
Din't be a dock.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
So vat's amatter from you anyvay?

Originally posted by Ice Cold
My vife and I were drivink. She said to turn at the viaduck, I said vhy not a chicken.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Chicken? Dat's for soup you mashugala.

This reminds me of the time at school when my freinds all started talking 'double dutch' with eachother and I was totally lost.
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Originally posted by yo its me
This reminds me of the time at school when my freinds all started talking 'double dutch' with eachother and I was totally lost.
😞

Originally posted by Ice Cold
Oorpay IMYay 🙁

Originally posted by Ice Cold
I'm going to have a bagel this weekend attending the National Bagel Congress, which is being held at the Motel 6 in the seedy part of town.

1) The name of a deli I can get locks.

2) The name of a sports bar, so I can tell everyone there they know nothing about sports, and I can get my ass kicked.

Walking distance from a hospital is preferable. Go take a flying leap in advance.

Originally posted by PocketKings
Take the R2 out of 30th Street Station and stop in Darby, that should take care of all your wishes