As anyone who has had the fortune of stroking my body will concur, I am in the great fortune of having a smooth and silky skin; so smooth and silky, to be precise, that baby's bums get jealous around me.
I didn't use to. My face, from the age of 13 to 23 looked like a pizza. Seriously, I felt like the elephant man. Old people would avoid me on the street, young mother's would shield their kids' eyes when I strolled by and children would point at me and shout: "CAN I HAVE MINE WITH EXTRA CHEESE PLEASE!"
Obviously my teenage years were a nightmare.
The good thing about my later teenage years though was that I had really long and curly hair which hung down over my face. Alas, being a Springsteen fan I was inclined to wear a head-band and everybody could still see the pus dripping off my cheeks...
Now I'm no longer a teenager and my zits are gone. But so has my hair. Some might call it unfair or horrible irony, but my body is blessed with tight and lovely silky smooth skin. Smoother than a photo-model's calves...so I generally don't really care about going bald.
HOWEVER...
This weekend I'm stood in front of the mirror admiring my 7 chest hairs when I notice blood flowing down my spinal colomn. Now, I don't know about you, but being the real man I am, I panicked and called my house mate to come home and check me out. I nearly called an ambulance!
It turns out I have a bleeding pimpel on my back.
A PIMPEL ON MY SILKY SMOOTH SKIN!!!
Plaster. Prayers. Everything.
Yesterday I took the plaster off....and the blood starts-a-pourin' again!!???
What's going on? My face never had blood streaming off it. Not even in the haydays of zitdom. Not even when I was 17, during the climax of pimpelness when even my acne had acne and beards couldn't grow.
So. I'm all flustered now. Everytime I remove the plaster it starts bleeding again. And it's on my back, so it's dead hard to put a new plaster on.
Well, sorry to bore you all with my zit, but it's freakin' me out.
Originally posted by shavixmirGo to a dermatoligist a dermentan, a dermispolig, A SKIN DOCTOR and get it checked.
As anyone who has had the fortune of stroking my body will concur, I am in the great fortune of having a smooth and silky skin; so smooth and silky, to be precise, that baby's bums get jealous around me.
I didn't use to. My face, from the age of 13 to 23 looked like a pizza. Seriously, I felt like the elephant man. Old people would avoid me on the st ...[text shortened]... o put a new plaster on.
Well, sorry to bore you all with my zit, but it's freakin' me out.
Originally posted by shavixmirI am the scarlet Pimpernel
As anyone who has had the fortune of stroking my body will concur, I am in the great fortune of having a smooth and silky skin; so smooth and silky, to be precise, that baby's bums get jealous around me.
I didn't use to. My face, from the age of 13 to 23 looked like a pizza. Seriously, I felt like the elephant man. Old people would avoid me on the st ...[text shortened]... o put a new plaster on.
Well, sorry to bore you all with my zit, but it's freakin' me out.
Originally posted by shavixmirdid you ever consider a bandaid?
As anyone who has had the fortune of stroking my body will concur, I am in the great fortune of having a smooth and silky skin; so smooth and silky, to be precise, that baby's bums get jealous around me.
I didn't use to. My face, from the age of 13 to 23 looked like a pizza. Seriously, I felt like the elephant man. Old people would avoid me on the st ...[text shortened]... o put a new plaster on.
Well, sorry to bore you all with my zit, but it's freakin' me out.
Originally posted by shavixmirSissy.
As anyone who has had the fortune of stroking my body will concur, I am in the great fortune of having a smooth and silky skin; so smooth and silky, to be precise, that baby's bums get jealous around me.
I didn't use to. My face, from the age of 13 to 23 looked like a pizza. Seriously, I felt like the elephant man. Old people would avoid me on the st ...[text shortened]... o put a new plaster on.
Well, sorry to bore you all with my zit, but it's freakin' me out.
Originally posted by shavixmirYou have the bubonic plague.... the Black Death. Symptoms take 1 to 7 days to appear and include enlarged, inflamed and often bleeding lyph nodes... which is what you have. Headaches, nausea, aching joints and high fever will follow... not to mention a general feeling of illness of mistaken for a hangover. Fortunately the survival rate is around about 75% these days.
As anyone who has had the fortune of stroking my body will concur, I am in the great fortune of having a smooth and silky skin; so smooth and silky, to be precise, that baby's bums get jealous around me.
I didn't use to. My face, from the age of 13 to 23 looked like a pizza. Seriously, I felt like the elephant man. Old people would avoid me on the st ...[text shortened]... o put a new plaster on.
Well, sorry to bore you all with my zit, but it's freakin' me out.
Good luck and hopefully you'll get well soon. Otherwise can I have your camera?
Originally posted by shavixmirTake off the plaster and let it run its course. Eventually it will stop… one way or another.
As anyone who has had the fortune of stroking my body will concur, I am in the great fortune of having a smooth and silky skin; so smooth and silky, to be precise, that baby's bums get jealous around me.
I didn't use to. My face, from the age of 13 to 23 looked like a pizza. Seriously, I felt like the elephant man. Old people would avoid me on the st ...[text shortened]... o put a new plaster on.
Well, sorry to bore you all with my zit, but it's freakin' me out.
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Originally posted by shavixmirTry peeling off all the skin of your face and soaking it in warm soap water for 10-15 minutes. Then apply lemon juice to skin and try by fan or 6-8 minutes. While you wait, try baking a batch of muffins, the skin likes that. Then apply skin to face and use a rolling pin on face until skin is completely attached. Then enjoy!
As anyone who has had the fortune of stroking my body will concur, I am in the great fortune of having a smooth and silky skin; so smooth and silky, to be precise, that baby's bums get jealous around me.
I didn't use to. My face, from the age of 13 to 23 looked like a pizza. Seriously, I felt like the elephant man. Old people would avoid me on the st ...[text shortened]... o put a new plaster on.
Well, sorry to bore you all with my zit, but it's freakin' me out.
Originally posted by GalaxyShieldLOL!!
Try peeling off all the skin of your face and soaking it in warm soap water for 10-15 minutes. Then apply lemon juice to skin and try by fan or 6-8 minutes. While you wait, try baking a batch of muffins, the skin likes that. Then apply skin to face and use a rolling pin on face until skin is completely attached. Then enjoy!
Originally posted by GalaxyShieldJesus...
Try peeling off all the skin of your face and soaking it in warm soap water for 10-15 minutes. Then apply lemon juice to skin and try by fan or 6-8 minutes. While you wait, try baking a batch of muffins, the skin likes that. Then apply skin to face and use a rolling pin on face until skin is completely attached. Then enjoy!