PETA are getting ridiculous now...

Originally posted by Mathurine
What do you think haggis is, then...?

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Originally posted by Mathurine
What do you think haggis is, then...?

Erm... the Haggis (haggis trailli) is a highland beast which circumambulates the mountains and higher hills. Because of this lifestyle, it has longer legs on one side of its body; this keeps it stable, but does mean that it cannot turn the other way. There are, therefore, two different subspecies, the turnwise (h.tr. deisilus) and counter-turnwise (h.tr. viddersinnus). There are mountain tops with one sub-species and with the other, but never with both. What puzzles zoologists most is why these two sub-species, who can never meet let alone mate, have not yet evolved into separate species; research into this is ongoing.
To catch a haggis, the least strenuous way, if you can manage it, is to lure it into a plain, where it can only run in circles. However, the haggis is a wily creature, and getting it into this situation will prove to be tricky. Easier is the simple stratagem of running around the mountain the other way to the haggis; you will then, of course, always meet it head-on, and the beastie cannot flee from you. Catching it will then be simple; subdueing it is another matter, since haggis fight like, well, like Highlanders, really. Just be grateful they don't play the pipes as well.

Richard

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Originally posted by Seitse
The whole taco, dude.

Just picture it.

You go to a brothel for some sweaty action per fee, and when you spot the flesh you want to wrinkle, a guy with dockers, brown bostonian shoes, Paco Rabanne belt, and polo shirt approaches you, and the guy has perfect teeth, no bling, and the haircut of an accountant. Add eyeglasses on top of that. He then kindly ...[text shortened]... sunglasses, and asks me "wanna go smooth with da lady, bro?"

Quality!

Qua - li - ty.

Just like Kramer