Anyone feel like bringing their rubber gloves to my office? The men's bathroom crapper has been backed up for a week. I mistakenly opened the door to the stall to discover to my horrid suprise a bowl full of brown chunky water with a wooden plunger protruding out of the orifice. Affixed to the end of the plunger handle was a tag, no doubt to be used to tie around the person's toe that caused such a back up for, surely, this person cannot be alive after producing such a hellacious substance.
Please, if you are a plumber, I'm sure we'll pitch in and give you an extra Fiver to slay this stink producing foul dragon living in our bathroom.
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Anyone feel like bringing their rubber gloves to my office? The men's bathroom crapper has been backed up for a week. I mistakenly opened the door to the stall to discover to my horrid suprise a bowl full of brown chunky water with a wooden plunger protruding out of the orifice. Affixed to the end of the plunger handle was a tag, no doubt to be used to t ...[text shortened]... and give you an extra Fiver to slay this stink producing foul dragon living in our bathroom.
Originally posted by NordlysYou will need one of these User 235949
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UPDATE 1:
Apparently, somebody had the same unfortunate fate I had this morning and opened the door only to discover the unnatural unholyness in the bowl. However, I can only surmise that this enterprising individual decided he was going to clear this backlog of crapulence once and for all and began to plunge the plunger into the darkest recesses of the toilet bowl attempting to rid us of this cancer. He must not have been prepared for the foulest of stenches though because, not only is the toilet still backed up with chunky brown water, but now there is also a big giant pool of vomit splattered beside the toilet extending halfway up the wall. Our would-be hero appears to have been slayed by the dragon.
Please, send help...we are dropping like flies here.
UPDATE 2
Well, overnight the cleaning staff must have made an attempt at clearing the backlog because the old beat up wooden plunger that was sticking out of the toilet has now been replaced by a bright yellow industrial sized titanium plunger with hand grips on the shaft. Unfortunately, this plunger was also unable to dislodge the blockage from the piping of the toilet and it too is now standing erect in the toilet. The rubber nozel must have been larger because the brown chunky water has splashed over the rim of the toilet and onto the floor, no doubt the result of some hard plunger pumping. Several christmas tree shaped Air fresheners have been hung over the stall and a sign put on the door written in ink on a torn up piece of cardboard that says, "DO NOT USE". Question....Who the hell is going to open the stall door, see a bowl full of crap with an industrial size plunger sticking out of it with vomit all down the wall and on the floor mixed with chunks of poo, and STILL USE IT??? That has to be the most unnecessary sign ever.
Originally posted by uzlessffs....simply call the Canadian Universal Shi% police. When that doesn't work (and it won't) purchase a plumbers snake (made in China) from any US hardware store. Use a steam cleaner, or your own hot air, to clean the walls and floor.
UPDATE 2
Well, overnight the cleaning staff must have made an attempt at clearing the backlog because the old beat up wooden plunger that was sticking out of the toilet has now been replaced by a bright yellow industrial sized titanium plunger with hand grips on the shaft. Unfortunately, this plunger was also unable to dislodge the blockage from the pipin ...[text shortened]... mixed with chunks of poo, and STILL USE IT??? That has to be the most unnecessary sign ever.
GRANNY.
If you don't know what you're doing, don't use the snake. It's dangerous when it gets snagged on something and can whip back and "bite " you. You don't seem like the "handy" type, just call the plumber and pay the cash. Pour a gallon of bleach down the bowl, it'll help the smell and might dislodge anything it can dissolve.